Long Hoochie Poems

Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of spring occurs, when thee eel hip tic
of coe phish hunt holy Mackerel
becomes tangential to barenaked ladies 
barren...

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$hawty Got $wag

Shawty got swag,
Shawty mad dope.
Face all cheesin’,
She real turned up.
Goin’ to da club,
She steppin' wit her peeps,
Lookin’ so ratchet,
She’s straight up hoochie.

No racks in her pocket,
No stacks in her wallet,
But she all into...

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their councils priced themselves 
straight out of the mystery market
elevation via will power gone idiotic
still overrated by all the cackling heads
of all the universities
deluded that they count for something
the professors rushed out into the night
tearing...

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Drinks fridge murmurs accusations at me
Seals connect with whoosh of door close
Defuses incriminating strip of lights lairy
Where I go from this station, God knows!

Lady taking my coins sneers, fat old wench
Bottled coffee shaking, I scope...

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( depiction of our hoochie heroine being 
        nailed by a stranger on his car) 

Branches warp inward where image reflects
Winscreen mangles trees in curved convex
Numbed halt of...

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I got this rap rock while the hoochie on my sock 
Drop 
I got eyes to see & ears to here 
I shed a single tear to help numb the inner pain 
Goochie hand bag...

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The Eiffel Tower stabbed at a midnight
as blue as an old Muddy Waters track.
From a distance, its lace-iron skeleton
looked like a slick and oily spider-web
crowned with a glittering neon diamond.

(My Grandmère's home is across the...

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It all starts when you walk in the door 
Men hoot and holler as you enter the floor 
Your body shakin' in all the right places 
As you look around you see the looks on...

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there’s a special little door
at the bottom of our street
that only can be seen 
by those with dancing feet
for those not in the know
it’s just a wall of bricks
but you should see what happens
in response...

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Torn,

Some may equate logic with fear?

A dorable smile with beautiful hair,
Hooks are those as you suppose them that bring you down
Loops are those in high abode with halo to bring you up
Socieatal logic leads one...

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so love us ’cause “I’m the hoochie-coochie man”,
not way over there, but here because we gotta' get our feet groovin'
the path of the seer-serpent probing our souls believin’ our believin’ eyes in askin’,
do you be...

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One Valentines day Cupid went on strike because well ... he didn't like 
the dating games on T V showing fake people trying to hitch up and all 
They were gold diggers he said, first...

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o

O

O!

See that woman right there

She's not quite a lady

Short dress you could see under wear

She ain't got no babies!

She's a wild woman

She don't let no man tie her down

O!

She's a Hoochie Coochie Mama!

And she going...

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We pack our bags
off to Del Rio
my beautiful bride
to be
I spoke love
as our reason for
 co-habitation
of me me
she spoke stability
we wished to marry
for what ever reason
thats why I call her
my bride to be
when the earth
start...

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Hello Senorita
Ooh so glad to
Meet yah
Ahh vhoo lusting
Cum- Bach
To
Sir rento
Ah mi lussing!
Ooh she ooh she
Waking.
Will mi heart be
Breaking?
Cum-bach to
Sir rento
Mi Gussies
Sir rento men toe!
Come back to
Serrentio
Make love to
Me again.

She is a beautiful Ragdoll
mixed with a...

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I wake and stare at the people outside my window at night. 

Boy do I love this big city life.

I sometimes ride down to the park on hot summer’s nights. 

Just to watch the hoochie...

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Hello Senorita
Ooh so glad to
Meet yah
Ahh vhoo lusting
Cum- Bach
To
Sir rento
Ah mi lussing!
Ooh she ooh she
Waking.
Will mi heart be
Breaking?
Cum-bach to
Sir rento
Mi Gussies
Sir rento men toe!
Come back to
Serrentio
Make love to
Me again.
Ah yeah mi Darling
Mi need for you
Is...

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Hello Senorita
Ooh so glad to
Meet yah
Ahh vhoo lusting
Cum- Bach
To
Sir rento
Ah mi lussing!
Ooh she ooh she
Waking.
Will mi heart be
Breaking?
Cum-bach to
Sir rento
Mi Gussies
Sir rento men toe!
Come back to
Serrentio
Make love to
Me again.
Ah yeah mi Darling
Mi need for you
Is...

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Hello Senorita
Ooh so glad to
Meet yah
Ahh vhoo lusting
Cum- Bach
To
Sir rento
Ah mi lussing!
Ooh she ooh she
Waking.
Will mi heart be
Breaking?
Cum-bach to
Sir rento
Mi Gussies
Sir rento men toe!
Come back to
Serrentio
Make love to
Me again.
Ah yeah mi Darling
Mi need for you
Is...

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