Long Hernia Poems
Long Hernia Poems. Below are the most popular long Hernia by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Hernia poems by poem length and keyword.
Offering Thanks To the Lord
Offering Thanks to the Lord
Accept my thanks, Merciful Lord,
...
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Categories:
hernia, 1st grade, life, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
hernia, faith, feelings, god, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
Mr Cullen
There’s a man across the ward from me with a hearing aid that whines,
‘Old age coming on you see, I’m only seventy-nine.
Me hernia’s shot, and so’s me sight, my specs they’re thick like bottle.
But, I...
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Categories:
hernia, age, anniversary, war, drug,
Form:
Epitaph
Coming of the Magi
Coming of the Magi
Matthew 2.1-12
Verse 1: “After Jesus was born in Bethlehem...Judea,
During the reign of King Herod, magi came [Yeshua],
From the east to Jerusalem. 2 They asked: [aroma],
‘Where is the newborn king of the Jews?...
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Categories:
hernia, angel, atheist, christmas, god, history, religion, truth,
Form:
Monorhyme
Caravan Friends
Truly, the bee hive innards hum
Truly, the body inside gurgles
Truly, the cave echoes the vortex
Truly I know these sounds
from last night
4 cackling creatures spewed
their saturated sayings upon
the floor...
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Categories:
hernia, allegoryurdu, me,
Form:
Ghazal
The Hernia
It was in the summer past,
When I had a raging cold.
I felt something move ‘down there’
It was protruding and bold.
No, it wasn’t my male part,
The lump was next to that.
I could feel a bit of...
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Categories:
hernia, fun, giggle, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Kids Get My Goat
I recently visited an animal farm
Accompanied by my favorite school marm.
She said that the antics were fun to behold
Of creatures that acted outrageous and bold.
Well, I didn't believe her when first we arrived
'Cause all that...
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Categories:
hernia, animal, child, cute love, farm, kids, kid,
Form:
Quatrain
I Don'T Want To Hear It!
Lord! Why is it some folks consider it their solemn obligation,
To render unto me the details of their every operation?
No matter whence I go, I go with the expectation,
That about someone's operation I'll suffer an...
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Categories:
hernia, funnyme, old, me, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Surah 33 Ayat 69
O you who believe!Be you not like those Who annoyed Moses,
But Allah proved his innocence of that which they alleged,
And he was honorable In Allah's Sight."Surah 33 Ayat 69"
Book 55 Hadith 616 Volume 4
Narrated...
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Categories:
hernia, allah, bible, books, islamic, people, religion, religious,
Form:
Verse
A Very Heavy Trash Can
A neighbor lady I hadn’t seen
in a year I heard was bedridden.
Her former husband dropped by,
asked if I'd to take in her trash can
when I brought in my own.
He lived in a city...
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Categories:
hernia, murder,
Form:
Blank verse
A Humbling Lesson In the Center of My Personal Enjoyment
is it possible that i am doing this now
seems like just last lifetime i was eating cold french bread and just as cold lunch buckets in a parking lot
i think i still have the footprints...
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Categories:
hernia, growth, inspiration, introspection, prayer, recovery from,
Form:
Free verse
Emerald Faerie Princess and Lord Dragon Master Learn a Lesson
Emerald Faerie Princess was eager to Find Lord Dragon Master
She had heard that he could fly her to England much faster
So many said he would be hiding in a farmer’s sweet pasture.
She used her magic...
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Categories:
hernia, fairy, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
In and Out Hernia Shmernia
In the main, it's a pain in the brain.
Now just try not to buy I could die.
Patiently wait. Think, my fate will be great.
Now I'm face'n the preparation for the operation.
Pray'n for grace. Turn my...
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Categories:
hernia, cheer up, funny, giggle, health, life, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
Things That Irk Me
Here's some things that really irk me
They must irk some of you guys too
Loaded baskets in those Express Lanes
My face turns a scarlet hue
Imagine the gall of some irksome drivers
Doing fifty in a fifty mile...
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Categories:
hernia, angst, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Ever Sniffed a Dollar Bill
It's impossible to hum with your nose blocked
Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia
About two hundred babies are born every minute
Guess there's not much doing in suburbia
Dust under your bed is your own...
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Categories:
hernia, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Have You Sniffed a Dollar Bill Lately
It's impossible to hum with your nose plugged
Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia
About two hundred babies are born every minute
Guess there's not much doing in suburbia
Dust under your bed is your own dead...
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Categories:
hernia, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
More Than a Heartwarming Gesture
i booked this trip
just to see the look
on your face
it sounds cliché, but
your reactions are
priceless
when we get over that
bridge, i knew that i had
made the right choice
it is in the smile of your
voice
during this...
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Categories:
hernia, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, for her,
Form:
Free verse
Happy Birthday Ralph
Today's a day for all of soup to rejoice
For Ralph the poet has found his voice
He writes in rhymes but so do I
Don't tell him his words can make me cry
And I'll deny it until...
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Categories:
hernia, dedicationhappy, daughter, birthday, daughter, friend, happy, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Oh, You Don'T Know...Part 3
The other fun things I love having include:Heart Failure, skin infections, painful
umbilical hernia,heat stroke, gastritous, anemia, anxiety, high blood pressure,
dental pain unreal!, chronic nausea...and a few others to boot...I have been in
every hospital...
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Categories:
hernia, adventure, funny, health, natural disasters,
Form:
Bio
Cross-Eyed Chickens
There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken
With legs the size of your arm
The Chicken Emporiums would sure love to know
The name of this progressive farm
Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature
The implications are really immense
Imagine...
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Categories:
hernia, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Cross-Eyed Chickens
There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken
With legs the size of your arm
The Chicken Emporiums would sure love to know
The name of this progressive farm
Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature
The implications are really immense
Imagine...
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Categories:
hernia, animal, hilarious,
Form:
Rhyme
Cross-Eyed Chickens
There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken
With legs the size of your arm
Kentucky Fried Chicken would sure love to know
The name of this progressive farm
Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature
The implications are immense
Imagine a...
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Categories:
hernia, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Cross-Eyed Chickens
There's nothing funnier than cross-eyed chickens
With legs the size of your arm
Kentucky Fried Chicken would sure love to know
The name of this progressive farm
Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature
The implications are immense
Imagine a leg...
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Categories:
hernia, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Linguistics 3 My Tonology Hypothesis 1
Igbo Sex Words I have observed
Are High-Low Tone steady bearers:
To ‘High-Low’ markedly reserved,
Save in ears of tone-deaf hearers…
All her words for Male Genital
Picked by ears not from hospital
And Females’ one’s ears digital;
To Proof subject in...
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Categories:
hernia, education, language, meaningful, perspective, words,
Form:
Rhyme
Rfid Chips
I once had corrective surgery, a hernia operation,
and was asked if I would authorize a scan of my palm,
so that in the event I showed up unconscious during an emergency,
they could access my medical records...
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Categories:
hernia, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme