Happy Birthday Ralph

Today's a day for all of soup to rejoice For Ralph the poet has found his voice He writes in rhymes but so do I Don't tell him his words can make me cry And I'll deny it until my dying day Cause grown up men don't cry that way On the 16th of June a celebration begins My daughter was born, her and Ralph are my twins I'll never forget holding little Ralphie in my arms Though the hernia I got set off some alarms I looked at my daughter and started to wave Then looked back at Ralph who started to shave My wife pushed my daughter in a stroller of course With me pulling Ralphie in a wheel barrow by horse And though I sued the stork for taking Ralphie back They said Ralph wasn't a baby he was just getting a snack So Happy Birthday Ralphie where ever you're at Stay away from the fridge it's gonna make you too fat I hope that you're healty wealthy and thin But my daughter's in tears she misses her Twin God Bless My Friend have a Happy Birthday and Many More....Your Friend Larry