Happy Birthday Ralph
Today's a day for all of soup to rejoice
For Ralph the poet has found his voice
He writes in rhymes but so do I
Don't tell him his words can make me cry
And I'll deny it until my dying day
Cause grown up men don't cry that way
On the 16th of June a celebration begins
My daughter was born, her and Ralph are my twins
I'll never forget holding little Ralphie in my arms
Though the hernia I got set off some alarms
I looked at my daughter and started to wave
Then looked back at Ralph who started to shave
My wife pushed my daughter in a stroller of course
With me pulling Ralphie in a wheel barrow by horse
And though I sued the stork for taking Ralphie back
They said Ralph wasn't a baby he was just getting a snack
So Happy Birthday Ralphie where ever you're at
Stay away from the fridge it's gonna make you too fat
I hope that you're healty wealthy and thin
But my daughter's in tears she misses her Twin
God Bless My Friend have a Happy Birthday and Many
More....Your Friend Larry
Copyright © Larry Belt | Year Posted 2011
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