Cross-Eyed Chickens

There's nothing funnier than a cross-eyed chicken With legs the size of your arm The Chicken Emporiums would sure love to know The name of this progressive farm Aside from the unnerving cross-eyed feature The implications are really immense Imagine a leg on your plate so humongous You wouldn't know where to commence The cross-eyed feature might cause some concern If the patrons viewed this poor old bird Before it was rendered suitable for your gullet It sure looked hilariously absurd The cross eyes were caused by trying to eject A super sized extra large egg Probably gave the poor brave bird a hernia Before passing it, for mercy it begged Such is the way of us civilized humans Thinking of our bellies all day Paying no attention to these cross-eyed chickens As they dance to the hen house ballet © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 6/24/2015 5:33:00 PM
Awesome one Jack!!! You never fail to amaze me with all of these ideas! Great work! Keep it up. This one's really crazy! Loved it! Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/24/2015 5:44:00 PM
How can I ever thank you for being such a loyal friend??? Love, Jack xxxx
Date: 6/22/2015 10:06:00 AM
I can't believe NO ONE made a comment here before me. It seems they've all dissappeared to go on vacation! But we're here. Had to turn off the computer yesterday. Too much lightening! And we were getting brown outs. They mess with the computer and might destroy it. So Played it safe. Hubby's home for a week vacation... So having trouble getting past him... to get on the computer! He's kind of a computer hog... But don't tell him I said so... Because when he's not here... So Am I... LOL...
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Date: 6/22/2015 12:05:00 PM
I guess you know this is the second time around for this one! Glad to hear you made it back online... a day without Carol is like a day without sunshine!!! xxx
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