Long Gotcha Poems
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Chapter 86 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Young Solomons Exclude Desharah
Date December 31. 2040
Damian Stood on the ground floor
Of the new Mansion while
GrandDad Hakim rested In the
Living room watching TV. The
First level was half complete.
Damian thought the pace needed
Quickening. He would have...
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Categories:
gotcha, angst, emotions,
Form:
Alliteration
Ha ha ha gotcha!
Ha...ha...ha... gotcha!
The imagined intimated response
linkedin to a swindler's
imagined thought bubble
silently spouting you ain't nothing
but a pluperfect sucker...
rendered penniless suffered
courtesy a financial blow
now left forced to eat crow
forfeiting every last red cent,
plus if applicable escrow
being analogous...
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Categories:
gotcha, absence, abuse, anger, angst, betrayal, bullying, depression,
Form:
Free verse
Weapons Down Anger
Anger
is such a useful learning silence tool,
when not too short-term
ballistically reactive,
weaponized.
I have seldom noticed
when my own hot-burning issues
cold turn into
a Self and Other harsh
punishing vengeance weapon.
When left unnoticed,
unmedicated,
unmeditated
by forgiving lack of ego-supremacist
humility
By explicit co-invested intentions
of...
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Categories:
gotcha, anger, anti bullying, anxiety, fear, health, muse,
Form:
Political Verse
Another Day In Dreamland
Another day in dreamland
Wake up. Watch the sun ease in the light
like the day before, goin back, and on some more.
Cuddle with the reasons why while I collect
my unconscious back from the sky.
Okay, get...
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Categories:
gotcha, dream,
Form:
Free verse
Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She
Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,
a septuagenarian renown for his trademark prank
to steal himself into a neighboring house,
and prepare an elaborate meal
unsuspectedly nabbed gorging
(ala man versus food
Adam Montgomery Richman fame
Brooklyn, New York boy)
at...
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Categories:
gotcha, absence, adventure, america, appreciation, character, love, passion,
Form:
Free verse
The Big Interview
Sam Dumpty here for National Geoplastic Magazine. Fox news has once again scored an amazing coup by securing an interview with an angel. But not just any angel folks, we're talking the big Kahuna, the...
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Categories:
gotcha, humor,
Form:
I do not know?
Mark My Word
Mark my word...
Das führer Donald Trump will return with a vengeance
Trump wracked up an impressive
$122.00 million war chest
accumulating $82.00 million
merely proffering impish grin
between January and June of 2021;
now he sets his sites and will...
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Categories:
gotcha, 12th grade, abuse, america, betrayal, bullying, dark,
Form:
Rhyme
A Hairy Lament
A HAIRY LAMENT
I've been bereft since you abandoned me
You provided comforting you see.
When I lay my head to sleep at night
I wish you were here with all my might.
Was so good to have...
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Categories:
gotcha, self,
Form:
Couplet
Tom Cunninghams Cunning Marmite Conspiracy - An Ice Cream Gran Special
It’s dreadful, a disaster, it’s a terrible calamity
Housewives going frantic for the thing they seek but cannot see
Supermarket workers helping those who shout the most
Try their best to find a jar of spread to spread...
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Categories:
gotcha, cat, grandmother, hero, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Eggs-Acting Revenge Part 2
Shh-aaah....shh-aah, Oh how never ending is the sea..' I thought I should come down here
Maybe it will help my insight into this terrible event??...Oh I don't know..' you just can't
work things/people out...
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Categories:
gotcha, anti bullying,
Form:
Narrative
Buzzy's Legend
Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the devil...the 'Lord Jesus'...
the 'Father'...the 'Holy Spirit'...all 'Other Gods'...and 'alien gods'...HE...THE
LORD...
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Categories:
gotcha, adventure, angst, boat, childhood, hero,
Form:
Ballad
Politesse Pleases Me
Politesse pleases me...
thank you very much
for letting me clutch
your attention courtesy
sharing following thoughts
thru reading my poem analogous
to invisible electronic,
fantastic, kinetic... touch.
Manners work like a charm
equivalent to abracadabra to disarm
truculent nasty shortish brutes
who thrive...
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Categories:
gotcha, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction, analogy, appreciation,
Form:
Rhyme
Das Fuhrer Donald Trump Returns With a Vengeance
In a closed door speech Saturday April 10th, 2021,
thus far, he accumulated $85 million so far.
* * * * ...
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Categories:
gotcha, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, anger, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Who Am I
So they call me sister
Um hum, they think they know my name
I think I got him now check the game
What’s up baby?
How you doing?
What’s your name?
They call me Exotica cause I roll with a lot...
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Categories:
gotcha, education, health, people, me, people, me, people,
Form:
Free verse
Blowfly Bert the Bowerbird
Get the barby firing, put on the ready meat
have the odour wafting through houses in the street;
someone half a mile away, puts his nose in the air,
goes hell-bent on a bloodhound scent to get over...
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Categories:
gotcha, character, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
My Fake Genealogical Knighthood
My "FAKE" Genealogical Knighthood
Unbeknownst to me if royal
gilded crests comprised
my rusty dust caked coat of arms
hence, I take liberty successfully farms
productive crop to contrive fictitious
Medieval Age forebears
with favorable charms
strong agile hands
hurling crude accouterments
centuries prior to...
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Categories:
gotcha, adventure, age, courage, creation, destiny, myth, romantic
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Wearing Facemasks Doth Dehumanize Socialization
Understandable... the sensible
(three ringed circuitous) logic
to trumpet necessity
each individual moost heed
bedecking, cloaking donning,
ludicrous interloper facial covering,
(I prefer sporting
latest custom made
invisible máscaras faciales),
when commingling amidst madding crowd,
nevertheless coronavirus (COVID-19)
makes laughingstock kickstarting
maniacal paranoid testing yapping
authoritarians blabber ceaselessly
bleak...
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Categories:
gotcha, 12th grade, caregiving, heaven, leadership, mystery, scary,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
U Mayde Me Chapter 2
I’m haunted
Taunted
By spirits of the dark
I’m no morning lark
Mournin’ in the mornin’!!!!!!!
So paper-thin…within me…
UNDER my skiN…
I made a new language –
Ignored…angered…an opened refridge –
Once cold, now warm
B/C
I forgive……………
You?
Shying away from the fact that...
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Categories:
gotcha, anger, angst, anxiety, appreciation, beautiful, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
Stereotypes
Stereotypes
So now you join an equality club and think you’re an activist
You seriously wanna get hired but now a high school graduate
It’s really really sad that it even had to come down to this
Oh...
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Categories:
gotcha, black african american,
Form:
Rhyme
My Most Unfortunate Job Selling Lsd
I’m excited, I got a job
I now work for Bob Bob’s Gob Shop
They asked me to stand outside and sell
These white packets, of what I cannot tell
But I was shifting the goods a hundred an...
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Categories:
gotcha, funny, workme, me, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Goodbye To Crack Cocaine
When we first met I liked you from the very start
Realizing once we got together we would never be apart
We became so close real fast just you and me
It was like we were truly meant...
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Categories:
gotcha, inspirationallife, god, me, god, life, me, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Issa Dissa Groova Gam?
Style Blending By
Meatus and The Lady
Dizzy Giggy Gotta
Leading Lady
Wriiten by
Gents and His Lady
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More than a dayplayer
you're something special
really someone special
you mean the world to me
my photodouble
you're there on the double
you mean the world
to me
remember our...
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Categories:
gotcha, february, film, music, relationship, song,
Form:
Ballad
GOTCHA !
"Tingly skies full of surprise oh how I love when with surmise,
the little rascal aims his dart as if it were, poetic art !”
Stupid, stupid...
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Categories:
gotcha, love hurts,
Form:
Free verse
When Proof of Gotcha Is Ignored
After reading opinions of many PS poets, I'm sick of hearing phrases like,
"it's causing big problems," "making me heartbroken," "it sickens me," and many other negative thoughts that are detrimental to the site. I've...
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Categories:
gotcha, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
GOTCHA
GOTCHA!
Poem written for GOTCHA Poetry Contest, Mystic Rose, sponsor, July 25, 2025
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"Tingly skies full of surprise oh how I love when with surmise,
the little rascal aims his dart as...
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Categories:
gotcha, 12th grade, imagination, inspiration,
Form:
Free verse