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Das Fuhrer Donald Trump Returns With a Vengeance

In a closed door speech Saturday April 10th, 2021, thus far, he accumulated $85 million so far. * * * * * * * * * * The glory of Republican Party once again heats up at Mar-a-Lago resort, where agitation poised to strike on the brink presidential election 2024 jabbering incites gotcha - ha ha ha, he heinously cackles humiliation, nauseation, repudiation... (courtesy Taj Mahal size erected gonads) goads desecration as fete accompli chink in hammered dented armor of Democratic rubric, constituting: capitalistic ethic, generic iconoclastic, kinetic magnetic opportunistic quixotic socialistic universalistic webbed world, nor budging an inch when manipulated masses swallow his electric kool aid acid drink what tha huff huck, – this belligerent, dominant and fervent hellraiser doth bungle in the jungle decreeing tacit Marshall law fast as a shutterfly eyewink as his cosmic crotch grab doth put Venus under his sway with his Mercury hill temperament pitches the orbit of planet Earth tubby comb out of balance infected by hiz anti Jupiter damnations, excoriations, fulminations Huzzah sing how whiz derriere didst Saturn simultaneously crushing crucible as an Uranus indiscriminately plopping two hundred fifty pounds of blubbery flesh dub ling down humming his favorite Neptune that dost affect Pluto hoc crass sea repeating a self coined motto – I yam almighty, therefore no fink simply commandeering the reins of control, a one man military intelligence groupthink hut triad and true dyed in the wool rip pug in ant guise zing rogue rejoicing tuff fool, governing and hoodwink king the die hard fans of dictatorial, linkedin and monarchist ink cube bus thriving on wielding indomitable aggression practiced in the Art of the Deal incorporating an unanticipated jink iron fist rule reigning down vis a vis pro pens heave lee and prop hen city flashing hiz seal of approval, which scribbled signature doth not smooth monkey serve hay puzzling kink boot his frenzy to bulldoze catastrophic, formulaic, and illogic spells these United States of America twill become hell in a handbasket worth repeating with nary a trace of the grit of link kin, the sixteenth president, (whose ruggedly pioneering frontier existence) found him steady and strong, plus soft hearted as pelt o’ mink the epitome of former forty fifth elected commander in mischief.

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Date: 4/11/2021 3:18:00 PM
How clever "commander in mischief" is! Liked the space imagery too.
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