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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Ha...ha...ha... gotcha! The imagined intimated response linkedin to a swindler's imagined thought bubble silently spouting you ain't nothing but a pluperfect sucker... rendered penniless suffered courtesy a financial blow now left forced to eat crow forfeiting every last red cent, plus if applicable escrow being analogous to an indentured servant denied luxury and security of nest egg, hence peace of mind to forego pipe dreams given the heave-ho resigned to dig up potatoes in Idaho for peanuts and forced to panhandle every now and again summon forth plucking heartstrings of passersby playing blues on the banjo courtesy an anonymous Joe such tramp winning the PowerBall bajillion lotto suddenly thrust into the spotlight taking back the mean streets the antithesis of Mister Rogers' neighborhood videre licet aggressive manifesto, and especially seeking vengeance upon head(s) of miscreant swindlers, who hoodwinked him now said rags to riches antagonist able, eager, ready and willing to purchase quite a residence in Oswego perched upon mountainous plateau no longer forced to wander aimlessly the streets of skid row instrumental presenting slideshow glorifying the upside of gentrification to figuratively rescue from urban blight undertow of course with the current Trump administration such socially progressive programs expected to be axed no questions vis a vis veto. "What in the name of Sam Hill" (an early 19th-century American slang phrase, a minced oath, meaning "What in the hell" or expressing exasperation, surprise, or irritation) blurted out time and again when a heist (courtesy virtual den of thieves) preys upon pitiful checking and savings accounts not once, but countless times necessitating me to change user name and password (which measures seem minimally effective to deter cyberpunks to ransack ala electronically the scant money snatched right under my figurative nose not unlike taking candy from a baby necessitating replacing Citizens Bank debit card, but in record time unconscionable malfeasance finds me in a lather when for the umpteenth time I experience monetary chicanery and in a nutshell bemoan these figurative bloodhounds on a mission (not very impossible) to hold a figurative gun to head, and rob me blind lending heft to the maxim a (this) fool and his money soon parted seriously this fake Norwegian bachelor farmer to end his life once and for all during the spate of bitterly cold weather jumping headlong into the frigid waters of Lake Woebegone which prompted me to flesh out the above scenario, which hypothetical scenario I wrote and posted countless poems and prose excoriating the villainous misdeeds perpetrated courtesy twenty first century mean spirited unceasing continual predators, whose net impact finds me to sequester myself as a troglodyte which nightmare scenario repeated time and again whereby yours truly continuously targeted at the unwelcome receiving end while nonchalantly traversing the webbed wide world unwittingly being tracked like some animal oblivious to the cruel trickery and before escaping the clutches of entrapment fleeced and left to the fates to succumb and grovel amidst the emotional rubble that formerly housed a coveted nest egg that got stolen condemning me and the wife to hand to mouth existence barely able to maintain meeting the costs of living though thankful to receive social security disability as saving grace yet all eyes and ears being hyper vigilant against depredations vis a vis with malicious intent to defraud any unlucky victim caught in the crosshairs habitually yielding with passivity versus blocking emails and telephone numbers and/or simply ceasing to respond to false promises of instant wealth which always seems too good to be true misled by false prophets whose aim to dangle false profits.
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