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Two Lovers Iii - First Valentine's Day
She took some care making her choice
A Valentine's Day card
It is a silly little thing
"It shouldn't be this hard"

But she still feels indecision
Selecting the right one
To set the proper tone for them
"With just a touch...

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© Nad Simon  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gaffs, happy, lost love, love, relationship, romantic love,
Form: Rhyme



Ginger Mustard and Spices
You said - Have just put two on here. I have a backlog. Will be back on here later. Hope you are ok. X Any language including alien and northwestern star?  
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Categories: gaffs, allah, appreciation, , western,
Form: I do not know?
All About Mandy
May I introduce myself, but I’m not sure how,
My given name was different to what it is now.
Amanda Michelle, they named me back then,
But nobody told me until I was ten.
I’m now known as Mandy...

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Categories: gaffs, people, me, writing, education, may, me, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Laughter of God
Can you imagine God that laughs?
Well I feel sure I can!
When “Christians” flock to Church in droves
Though sinful to a man.
A God who tolerates the gaffs
That we plunge in his side,
Though we may pray for...

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Categories: gaffs, god, life,
Form: Rhyme
Dancefloors of Derbyshire
This was the year that I Iost all my flab,
Met so many people
Ì'm really quite glad
That i put on my shoes
And took to the floor,
Watch out 2020,
I'll be back for more!

This time last year you...

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Categories: gaffs, appreciation, body, dance, emotions, friendship, happiness, motivation,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member Here's What Super Tuesday Told Me
Here's What Super Tuesday Told Me
By Franklin Price
03/04/2020

Here's what “Super Tuesday” told me,
As I think of yesterday.
Biden made a come-back.
That's the first I have to say.

That Bernie's lost momentum,
And he's coming from behind.
Puts my faith...

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Categories: gaffs, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fig Leaf
Fig Leaf

“While the fig leaf traditionally covers naked shame
The fig leaf also makes a healing tea of restoration” Quote by poet.

Ducking beneath a quilt woven of the fig leaf
 To sip upon a homemade brew...

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Categories: gaffs, life, nature,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Trudy
You puckered up your lips
You went and cut your Beatle fringe
You squeezed in your bikini
And you trimmed your ginger minge
Your shadow on the beach eclipsed
The bathers on the sa-a-a-a-nd
Oh Tru-u-u-udy! You're out to bag a...

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Categories: gaffs, abuse, beach, love hurts, parody, sexy,
Form: Lyric
Oops
those little drips of word and water
that spill over but shouldn't oughter

gaffs and chaffs and blurbs that spot
sayer or sprayer marked insensitive clod

clothes spotted damp, pride marked too
antagonizing other camp, unable to redo

even royalty’s spoken...

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© Goode Guy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gaffs, forgiveness, people, sorry,
Form: Couplet
Summit
intimidating serrated crest
emulates Ansel's view
challenges down-clad one
to climb her stretch-marked belly

a gaze upward
at silver glazed wall
the glacial rock face
mirrors reflection

filigree flakes
dissolve on the tongue
boot prints sink
crackle the earth

snow-white evergreens
sovereigns at treeline
bark shushing commands
silencing animals

knurled branches
dangle...

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© Vicki Copp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gaffs, adventure, metaphor, nature, winter,
Form: Free verse
He's No Longer Yours But Mine
6 Feb 2011 12:45 pm

Drowning my emotions
While swimming in lifes oceans

Amidst an armada of failures and fears
Cannons fireing accusations and insults and stinging tears

Swords of words are slicing at my soul and stabbing at my...

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Categories: gaffs, faithme, me,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Whirligig of Autumn
Orange and reds - the vibrant shmooze of Fall.
The social froth of maple shapes, and oak.
The chatty leaves infringe upon us all,
As piney-green hangs back for Winter folk.

A cocktail mixed with children’s play and gaffs.
Their...

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Categories: gaffs, autumn, children, halloween, wind,
Form: Sonnet
Were You To Be Gone
Were You To Be Gone

Could I carry on
Were you to be gone
I guess I can
But do understand 

The skies would be blue
But have no more color
Not driving with you
Would lose all of its wonder

Songs would...

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Categories: gaffs, blue, feelings, lonely,
Form: Verse
WE ARE ONE
WE ARE ONE


We march towards beckoning stars
tears, sweat, scars across bars 
heralding heroes gone not forgotten 
paving ways with courageous bones
we are One Love sown 

Fortune, fame, pearls are not
ingredients in stewed freedom pots
Truth beckons...

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Categories: gaffs, change, character, creation, earth, emotions, humanity, truth,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Kamalatte
[ with a hint of the bridge from A Man Has Dreams
sung by the character George Banks in Mary Poppins ]


A bank is a community where people banked
They did so with impunity until it tanked
When...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gaffs, nonsense, silly,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member My Small Bit of Forest
The colorant of dawn, the cardinal sees,
intoning its hues with, “pretty...pretty...pretty.”

As I covet red feathers, in the teaberry tree,
the sunlit chickadee harmonizes, “hey sweetie.”

The woodpecker like a heckler is pining for laughs -
pounding, drumming the...

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Categories: gaffs, bird,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Yellow-Fins
One by one
yellow-fins are gathering.
Their salty hearts gently filling 
with the indigo currents
of struggle -of living.
Tide treading the present...
back-stroking(grimacing) the past. 
Front-crawling into future's moaning crag.
Dorsal fin topped dreams and crimson cream 
never seem to...

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Categories: gaffs, allegory, business, conflict,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things