Trudy

You puckered up your lips
You went and cut your Beatle fringe
You squeezed in your bikini
And you trimmed your ginger minge
Your shadow on the beach eclipsed
The bathers on the sa-a-a-a-nd
Oh Tru-u-u-udy! You're out to bag a man
.
She lazes on the beach
Down by the Purple Dolphin Bar
She dribbles down her chin
While ogling hotties from afar
And even though you're thrice the size
You started out to be-e-e-e-
Tru-u-u-udy! You'd have two of him for tea
.
She spies a clueless victim
As his glasses hit the ground
She gaffs him with a tender look
And the sturdy rope she'd found
Though it's not gold nor money
That will cure this Turtle Dove
Oh Tru-u-u-udy! It's just buckets full o' love
.
She straddled him, his legs so thin
Then she began to pout
For it took half the fire brigade
To pull her victim out 
Then he began to run as soon
As his feet touched the ground
Now Tru-u-u-udy, he's nowhere to be found
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Melugin Avatar
January 24, 2014 at 5:15 PM
Hey Pete Ya got a smash! Eat yer heart out Kenny! 7 My best, chuck
Walsh Avatar
January 25, 2014 at 2:53 AM
lol Chuck ....keep it down...I hear he was a little upset when he read it .....have a great weekend fella ...lol
Breidenthal Avatar
January 22, 2014 at 8:38 PM
I like it! Great one! ( 8 Thanks for your comment! Always, Laura
Pettit Avatar
January 22, 2014 at 2:25 PM
Interesting write. Are there lyrics to this piece?
Walsh Avatar
January 22, 2014 at 11:54 AM
Hope i'm not upsetting anyone in the case of the song being too blue...please feel free to let me know...NSKH
Walsh Avatar
January 22, 2014 at 7:26 AM
A parody of Ruby....by Kenny Rogers...
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