Long Fetch Poems
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Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers
Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers...
with a scheming, loving, and enticing guise
alive and well seeking gullible guys
(once upon a time just like me),
who experiences close encounters
of masterly baited entrapment
on Facebook Messenger
and most likely...
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Categories:
fetch, adventure, age, anger, anti bullying, appreciation, bullying,
Form:
Rhyme
Poems About Dogs
Poems about Dogs
This Dog
by Rabindranath Tagore
loose translation by Michael R. Burch
Each morning this dog,
who has become quite attached to me,
sits silently at my feet
until, gently caressing his head,
I acknowledge his company.
This simple recognition gives my...
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Categories:
fetch, animal, dog, friend, friendship, heart, joy, love,
Form:
Free verse
Doggerel Ii
Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse
The Board
by Michael R. Burch
Accessible rhyme is never good.
The penalty is understood:
soft titters from dark board rooms where
the businessmen paste on their hair
and, Walter Mitties, woo the...
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Categories:
fetch, animal, dog, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
Dog Daze I: Poems About Dogs
Dog Daze
by Michael R. Burch
Sweet Oz is a soulful snuggler;
he really is one of the best.
Sometimes in bed
he snuggles my head,
though he mostly just plops on my chest.
I think Oz was made to love
from the...
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Categories:
fetch, dog, family, friend, friendship, friendship love, love,
Form:
Verse
The Escape
"Sentenced to hang in the town of Lincoln,
Billy made his bold escape.
Both of his guards died from thinking,
that a shackled young boy couldn't break away."
I've often wondered what thoughts were going through his head
as he...
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Categories:
fetch, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Today In Billy the Kid History - April 28, 1881
"Sentenced to hang in the town of Lincoln,
Billy made his bold escape.
Both of his guards died from thinking,
that a shackled young boy couldn't break away."
I've often wondered what thoughts were going through his head
as he...
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Categories:
fetch, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 31
They had only been practicing for a few days but DynDoeth was not surprised when he was made aware that elves were on their way to escort him to Rian. He had his spies...
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Categories:
fetch, christmas, fairy,
Form:
Epic
Epilogue
if you have taken the time to browse through this eclectic collection of self-indulgent foolishness, I hope you’ve been entertained by the quirkiness of its content, or at the very least, annoyed by the pervasiveness...
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Categories:
fetch, allegory, literature,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Billy the Kid's Great Escape
*
Sentenced to hang in the town of Lincoln,
Billy made his bold escape.
Both of his guards died from thinking
that a shackled young boy couldn't break away.
*
I've often wondered what thoughts were going through his head
as he...
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Categories:
fetch, history, horse, humorous, love, me, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...
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Categories:
fetch, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
How Clever You Are Reducing Sauces
Reducing sauces is a clever act that is not predetermined
Swimming in tepid waters often relieves tensions but a moose with a migraine prefers an ice cold bath. Bathing rituals signify statuses and this is referred...
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Categories:
fetch, appreciation,
Form:
I do not know?
Ninety Times a Fish Tail Equals a Spun Yarn
Nine times a fish tail is spun from thin yarn?
Swimming in tepid waters often relieves tensions but a moose with a migraine prefers an ice cold bath. Bathing rituals signify statuses and this is referred...
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Categories:
fetch, baby, baseball, beach, beautiful,
Form:
I do not know?
Soon Be Done
I woke up this morning feeling quite relaxed
Even though the night was rough my sleep was enough
I picked up my jug to fetch some ice from the hotel restaurant
So I stopped at the front...
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Categories:
fetch, appreciation, celebration, confidence, courage, culture, encouraging, love,
Form:
Narrative
Please Help Yarn Hexed Door Neighbor
Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...
Yours truly pinned down by invisible
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry plague
of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn
grossly mistook me for human sock
to seal and line...
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Categories:
fetch, abuse, anger, bullying, character, december, humorous, husband,
Form:
Rhyme
Stoicism as a Way of Life
Written 23 November 2023
Placed 1st in :
Stoicism as Way of Life Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Sotto Poet
...
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Categories:
fetch, humanity, inspirational, life, men, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
The Fly
NOTE: Some of you seemed to enjoy my stories from the past. Of course, posting this in the story folder is tantamount to burying it six feet under, as you know, so I'm posting it...
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Categories:
fetch, angst, humor,
Form:
Prose
Jack and Jill - The True Story
* Examples for the contest
Jack and Jill (the real story)
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after..."
Of course, neither...
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Categories:
fetch, humor,
Form:
Narrative
My Day Part 2 Continued From Part 1
Continued From My Day Part1
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just as I thought of it a little old woman stumbled up beside me and greeted me with a funny dialect
I had to listen hard to understand the content of...
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Categories:
fetch, adventure, appreciation, beauty, blessing, community, courage, desire,
Form:
Narrative
Alice, What's Going On
Alice, did th' afternoon grow long an' dull;
As your older sister did read an' mull?
While in your mind, boredom grew-
That you'd grown restless no one knew!
That's what came before th' fall-...
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Categories:
fetch, adventure, cat, children, fantasy, imagery, imagination, youth,
Form:
Couplet
My Little Creepy Dude
At the final stroking of saint Halloween eve, it seems not so long ago,
That my trusty SUV, transport vehicle unceremoniously broke down,
Right outside the local pet cemetery, what a marvelous place to
Spend the spookiest night...
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Categories:
fetch, brother, fantasy, funny, halloween, history, imagery, visionary,
Form:
Free verse
Ode To a Wretched Robot
“You meddling mechanical moron,
you’ve ruined everything,
the thingamabob is running amok,
can’t you hear the alarm bells ring?
You clinking, clanking cretin,
you demented digital dunce,
you never do what I tell you,
and I’ve warned you more than once.
You’re a...
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Categories:
fetch, humor, science fiction,
Form:
Light Verse
Shadow
It was a glorious summer day and I woke up with the lark
Got my wheelchair ready and then headed to the park
I noticed a girl out jogging, with her dog down by the lake
And felt...
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Categories:
fetch, dog, memory, soldier, war,
Form:
Narrative
Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Man, Bawdy and Poop Warning - Now a Collaboration
Folk purchase this celeb’s new candle
It’s something my brain cannot handle
‘Smells like my v’gina’
Could give folk angina
This fragrance has caused quite a scandal
Inspired by a comment from a fancy friend...
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Categories:
fetch, humorous, senses, wind,
Form:
Limerick
The Initiation
It had come, at last, today was the day
you see, it was full moon and that meant
it was time for the initiation ceremony
over the next week Mambo would complete tasks
Then he would become a man...
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Categories:
fetch, celebration, child, childhood, riddle,
Form:
Epic
Tribute To the Street Kids of Mumbai Documentary
Tribute to The Street Kids of Mumbai Documentary
I used to pick pockets
And steal tomato at the market place
I beg on the streets of Mumbai, India’s largest city
I stop drivers and ask for...
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Categories:
fetch, childhood, children, devotion, environment, lost, parents, poverty,
Form:
Narrative