Long Dumbass Poems

Enlighten the love in my desire…it burns on like a fury fire…
Benevolence is burning a hole in my head…
Because I’ve gave you it far too many times

Change is a challenging choose
You fail and you lose…
But,...

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People wonder why I’m so antisocial hardly talk or hang with anybody
They wonder why I stay to myself and just do me
They wonder why I’m always on top while others are still at the bottom
feeding...

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Had I, been I, would I have been born in the all time of all of things positive Spanish, esp the Flamenco fragrance of all things love, life and flourish casting all pertinent fate to...

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So America, how does it feel?
To choose a dumbass of a president
Such as Donald Trump" now?
Not so great a ruler is he?

He doesn't know the facts
He didn't take precautions
He didn't have backup plans
He doesn't know...

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Chromatic
Voglio chetu sia mio
Ibi locutus sum
J 'espere que je ne le
regretterai pas
Na ia jeg takkle meg
selv
Daar is geen skeuring 
tussen jou en my nie
Es un honored haberna 
sentido asi
Jeg vil gifte meg med 
deg: Ja...

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You said I was a dumbass cause I kept your unborn child
You sexing me like an animal, your going wild
You gave me three hundred dollars and walked away
Like a dumbass, nothing to say
I had a...

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**-AUTHORS NOTE- This poem exaggerates to make a point.  For the love of god, do not do something like this.**

I’d like to take a moment to
speak of great people of the past,
especially George Washington,
and...

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He knows he acts like a dumbass
sometimes
An overzealous hopeless romantic
But this is a little much
Even for him
Luckily, he's got a partner in crime
this time

"You're totally gonna marry her, arentcha!?"
Yells Boomer, his Boston accent thick
punching the...

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Same within.Introspection of Sea Change

08/06/2016
Lemuel Griffiths
aka
Lem Gunn




Fiercest of battles above my head,
Same within.
 
Blue battling the grey,
'Never ending turmoil throughout time.

''I coulda' saved her, 
Kept her sane., 

Love is strange'' .., I told him.., concluded,...

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can u tell me whomwhatwhere I am
or is everyone to blame
must i lose all Butt one limbs
and never hope to be the sames
I hide the mymemine unto all within'ins
and neverthewheretohereforwondery i was given
I don't know...

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My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated
For two weeks he has been constipated
Then, in Poetry Soup
I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!"
His laxative had been activated!

He eats spicy food and lot of legumes
Where he shows up, a...

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Dear my you were, 
as I know you mever wanted to bear, 
I won't call you near.
Audios like you are for me, 
preparing in different timelines to see, 
if I used the same words and...

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Pulsing nights on Westhiemer; running without EZ tag
Is there no relief to the angst of a teenage monster?
Road to nowhere but lights beyond this steel atrocity
I got the keys and you got the yellow pages;...

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You made a puerile and repugnant scene.
That was the night you broke a slot machine.
You did it in the casino right out in plain view.
There were scores of patrons around us to watch you.
You pestered...

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Simplicity…I have always been an advocate of simplicity.
Of telling people to stop and smell the calla lilies.
Of telling people the heart should always be followed, and to
Never listen to those who would bring you down.

You,...

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Dumbass Genius Farm Boys Paradigm
David J Walker

“Genius” may have been the most ironic of all
The four-letter adverb monikers daily applied
To describe the general dissatisfaction 
With any and all work performed on the farm

“Way to go...

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Save Your Lousy Self


Save your pity for a fool that is not witty
  save your sorrow for a jerk with no tomorrow
Save your scorn for your future unborn
  save your smartass for another...

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I try but i fail
this is not right
I'm a solider from hell
when i cant have a girl
my usual reaction is oh well
i think you can tell
but what am i trying to say
i dont even know
either...

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(fact)

The freaks had picked the wrong family to mess with.
Emotional disturbance was caused in my son life.
Everything my son feel I go through it too for we are family.
As you can see being from the...

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Is it fair that she calls me a bitch?
Is it fair that she calls me stupid?
Is it fair that she kicked me out and let me sleep outside?
All these things happened and it wasn't even...

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A Boy,
his Mother named Fred

Is better known to his Friend's

By the caustic nickname 

Snipers Dream

Because of the size of his head

Slimline was 2XL all around was constantly eating
Whereas
Fatt's was shaped like a cigarette 
and hardly...

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Im hurt 
i said im hurt yall 
im hurting in my mind, my heart, and all ova my body 
tellin me i look sloppy cause i gained too much weight 
tears aint gonna make it...

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In my Universe there is a battlefield
And there much blood has been spilt
Some of it was my own, some I even helped kill
Some I tried to rescue from the Devil but they signed that deal
And...

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Around 2004,
  my family and I started
 going on vacations to Erie
  twice a summer.
Accompanying us on these excursions
 were the Jenkinses--
 family friends who were more like actual family.
In addition to our...

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He's up in the morning at 7 a.m.
Black coffee and paper. Toast and jam
His hair is perfection. His tie is secure
He's ready to take on the day

From home to the office, a 90 minute trip
Dumbass...

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