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Snipers Dream Humour Is the Best Medicine

A Boy, his Mother named Fred Is better known to his Friend's By the caustic nickname Snipers Dream Because of the size of his head Slimline was 2XL all around was constantly eating Whereas Fatt's was shaped like a cigarette and hardly ate at all Tall Paul was 4 Foot something Shorty was 6 Foot 6 Poor Boy wanted for nothing While Richie Rich had holes in his undies Chatterbox hardly spoke Comedy Dave never got a joke's punchline Pasty had his own sunbed at home Ladies Man can't talk to girl's Brain's was born without any Dumbass gets A*+ in every subject Big Dick wears shorts in the showers Roses has bad B.O is scared of soap Smiley has yellow teeth Aussy comes from South Africa Jewish is Muslim Homeboy is foreign Each of us love our nickname We all get along Not 1 of us take offense Because true Friendships are built on a mutual similar sence of humour Laughing is the best medicine

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Date: 11/17/2019 5:21:00 PM
i do pity kids stuck with stupid names, this is so clever and extremely witty Christopher:-) hugs Jan xx
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