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Save Your Lousy Self

Save Your Lousy Self


Save your pity for a fool that is not witty
  save your sorrow for a jerk with no tomorrow
Save your scorn for your future unborn
  save your smartass for another dumbass
Save your lies for your coming black eyes
  save your taste for your own stupid waste
Save your frown for another silly clown
  save your next scam for your next big ham
Save your mistakes for your jump in the lake
  save your life for terrible and massive strife!
Save your love for next disease you can't get rid of
  save your mess for your next boatload of stress
Save your speech for your next loud screech
  save your help for your next born welp
Save your cries for your next false guise
  save your stand for your next super lousy band
Save your gasps for your next futile grasps
  save your retreat for your next huge defeat
Save your fall for your next crash into the wall
  save your pain for your next car wreck in the rain!

An exercise in "saving" for frugal people that are lousy scoundrels!!
I wrote this with a fool I know from my wild young days in mind...
A little slam for fun.....

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 5/29/2014 10:55:00 PM
NOw this is MY kind of slam. GREAT job with this one!!!
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Robert Lindley
Date: 5/30/2014 7:29:00 AM
I thank you much my friend. I had fun writing it..
Date: 5/29/2014 9:23:00 PM
VERY CREATIVE ROBERT AND VERY FUNNY! Best, Robert
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Robert Lindley
Date: 5/30/2014 7:29:00 AM
Thank you my friend....Was a joy to write too

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