Long Doozy Poems
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I Got Friggin Heebie Jeebies
I got friggin heebie jeebies
Cuz buzzards circle o'er me
eyeing these lovely bones prithee
id est Roy L. T. Canard, Si
hence impossible mission
to be lovey dove vee.
Vague remembrances of dream
which recurred with frequency
transfixed by...
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Categories:
doozy, angst, anxiety, betrayal, community, environment, faith, how
Form:
Rhyme
Prosaic poem of mine, who dislikes formalities, hence prose heeds with the following
Prosaic poem of mine, who dislikes formalities, hence prose heeds with the following.
Yahoo!...As an AOL member since the beginning of time...,...
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Categories:
doozy, absence, adventure, america, angel, anger, anxiety, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
I Crowned the Write Full Missus Champ Paean Practical Joker
I crowned the write full missus "champ paean practical joker"
The following moniker “innocent prankster”
awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife
as trickster de jure appended
to alluded spouse
(then of twenty five plus years),
when she pulled a...
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Categories:
doozy, abuse, adventure, april, confusion, food, fun, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Buzzy's Legend
Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the devil...the 'Lord Jesus'...
the 'Father'...the 'Holy Spirit'...all 'Other Gods'...and 'alien gods'...HE...THE
LORD...
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Categories:
doozy, adventure, angst, boat, childhood, hero,
Form:
Ballad
The Night Santa Brought Us Weed
Twas the night before Christmas and all were in need
as we waited for Santa who had promised us Weed.
Our parents were sleeping with not a clue in their heads
...
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Categories:
doozy, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
How Unappealing the Missus Went Bananas
How unappealing... the missus went bananas
courtesy hurling mandarin oranges.
Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I do not deplore
yours truly reckons
tis futile effort causing furore
aye attest bull
in china shop incorrigible hardcore
exhibited by spouse
out...
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Categories:
doozy, 1st grade, adventure, child, fun, hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
I Crown the Missus Champ Impractical Joker
I crown the missus "champ impractical joker"
Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat,
she did pretend and succeed
to give yours truly a special treat
aforementioned item alluded to purchased
at Liberty Ministry thrift store
3841 Ridge Pike
(some miles further east
same...
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Categories:
doozy, 12th grade, april, fun, humorous, husband, sweet
Form:
Rhyme
He Is My Joy Every Morning
He is My Joy Every Morning
As the sun swallows up the darkness of the night sky I see His joy on the horizon
It is a joy that I am all too familiar with
It is the...
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Categories:
doozy, christian, universe,
Form:
Free verse
Calls For Action
Calls for action
when love goes the opposite way,
don't you go and fly,
say to me and love too confused to smile or frown,
but you smile and go down;
to a place where the angels turn to demons
in...
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Categories:
doozy, break up, deep, inspirational, life, lost, love
Form:
Free verse
Molly Coddle and Her Collywobbles
One fine day, me, Molly Coddle and my Goombah Pa Pa,
were sitting in The Cat In The Hat restaurant;
we gongoozled the men-you. " oh, I have collywobbles
...
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Categories:
doozy, children,
Form:
Narrative
The Sermon That Slipped Between the Cracks
A Georgia country preacher stayed up to prepare for his sermon all night.
He put the outline on a notecard to eliminate any oversight.
It was going to be a doozy, and he couldn’t wait to preach...
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Categories:
doozy, funny, humorous, religious,
Form:
Rhyme
Godzilla's Cousin: Collaboration
Susie's pet name was Wanda-zilla
and hailed from jungles near Manila.
Her poetry was swill
so to pay all her bills
she did strip shows for native gorillas.
She went to merry old U.K.
To make more money stripping all day.
When...
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Categories:
doozy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Born Into Lies, Die Fighting For Truth, Live Forever
See you lady's are really dudes, male energy oozes from the paths you choose.
You see straight lines to your end, and you believe it ends there with ONE life to attend.
Just understand that...
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Categories:
doozy, angst, art, business, caregiving, computer-internet, death, depression,
Form:
Light Verse
My Name Is Caryl -Kah Rill
My father’s sister was a Caryl, so I was the one,
To inherit the Welch version of Carol said, KAH rill.
I thought the name was unique; it gave me a thrill,
To know I was special enough...
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Categories:
doozy, joy, me,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Nativity Play
(True story)
As nativity plays go, this one was a doozy
with plenty of chances to fail
and even after all the countless rehearsals
it did, on a Biblical scale.
My part, I was Joseph, and Barbara was Mary,
the Jesus...
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Categories:
doozy, christmas, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Halloween In Hobbitsville
( HALLOWEEN IN HOBBITSVILLE )
Its Halloween in Hobbitsville, its time to grab your axe and drill.
Head up to the local barn, where everyones sure to get a thrill.
Little Susie all dressed in black, holds her...
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Categories:
doozy, halloween,
Form:
Rhyme
Pink Elephants and Purple Snakes
a journey
arrival
The cancer within.
Just another place to be.
(Whatever that means).
hello, now
You look different
than I imagined, filtered
through those gamma rays.
what's up doc?
Shall we slice, dice or
nuke today? My good doctor,
practice on me, please!
calculating cost of repairs
What...
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Categories:
doozy, journey,
Form:
Senryu
Flatulent Fannie
Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy
With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy
She blows out so much gas
Foul vapor from her a$$
It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy
Fannie lets 'em rip without hesitation
When I point...
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Categories:
doozy, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Idioms Part 1
1/18/17
Among so many rocks and leafs
As well as animals that squawk or squeak
Talk is cheap
Many things considered a dime a dozen
Like limes and onions
You're either with or against the clock
Whether it is continually making sense...
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Categories:
doozy, poetry, rap, word play, words, work, write,
Form:
Rhyme
My Life Is Like a Movie
My life is like a movie
well in my eyes I can truly be the ruling
I'm the doozy, Uzi shooting through the rooting
super-computing, fusing routine, never will use these
suiting every few, cleverly blue
see who? me looting...
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Categories:
doozy, beautiful, how i feel, visionary,
Form:
Verse
Buzzer Beater
"It sure smells like
March Madness in here,"
I offer with a grimace, scanning the
room for the cadaver responsible for the
acrid cloud of aroma
lingering. If I possessed
a machete, I would
lop my own nose off,
but not to...
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Categories:
doozy, friendship, life
Form:
Narrative
G'Raitt
Springsteen has his Jersey girls,
But I don’t belong there.
When Bon Jovi takes the stage,
I would just feel wrong there.
Randy Newman’s songs are great
And I love Paul Simon.
Billy Joel does justice to
His lyrics’ perfect rhymin’.
Carole King...
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Categories:
doozy, music,
Form:
Rhyme
Allez Hop
Alley Oop and a girl name Ooolah
danced the wigglin’ wooly-boolah
Doc Wonmug was called
Oscar Boom just stalled
Told Doc, “Ooolah’ll get by with a doula”
‘Cause Doc was a time travelin’ nut
With a full fuzzy beard and bare...
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Categories:
doozy, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
3 Scenes
a magic potion
of celestial motion
sitting in a golden chair.
taste the flavor
of god's favor
and feel his cold blank stare.
enter scene 1
and the prodigal son
as we watch them...
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Categories:
doozy, god, growth, religion,
Form:
Free verse
- Words Rumbles In My Stomach -
Unconsciously fatuous ;
...
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Categories:
doozy, humor, nonsense, words,
Form:
Footle