I Crown the Missus Champ Impractical Joker

I crown the missus "champ impractical joker" Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat, she did pretend and succeed to give yours truly a special treat aforementioned item alluded to purchased at Liberty Ministry thrift store 3841 Ridge Pike (some miles further east same road identified as Main Street) Collegeville, Pennsylvania 19426 I can show you proof courtesy printed information on pocketed receipt. Most times one garden variety generic bloke (christened Matthew Scott Harris), would with pursed lips think and or mouth the words okey doke what in the name of Judas Priest by George, he a run of the mill on the floss ordinary heavy mettle folk doth thee spouse got up her (figurative) sleeve thespian wannabe she never quite... her constitute stardom quite a joke. She practices April's fool day (hoping nobody notices as she looks askance) every time she gets a chance gleefully clapping her hands while performing an impromptu (risque) dance, when she pulls off hat tricks of her trade taking Europe in general and France in particular by storm madding crowds clamoring to prance with said unsung hero. The words mentioned above intended for you dear anonymous reader to woo allowing, enabling, and providing how I view livingsocial linkedin with good n plenti true without a shadow of doubt poetic license taken, these words zealously, randomly, haphazardly scattered across screen willy nilly I spew trying to coerce coalescence of continuity yet additionally trying to weave events earlier today December 22nd, I review, whereby yours truly while waiting in a queue assorted merchandise fifty percent off the spouse did avidly pursue unbeknownst she would play a prank and outdo pulling a doozy gag at my expense, he took netview of utter tomfoolery, and readily admits Matthew Scott Harris I nearly ate "faux chocolate soap" finding wife in stitches, he too did chuckle, cuz he knew supposed treat smelled extremely fragrant cocoa confection fortunately, I did not chew but promptly spit out after sneezing atchew!