Long Buzz off Poems

people now a days care what people think about them and want to be liked for more then 
just who they are and they will lie and and try to make friends for the wrong...

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My Dearest Ariel Flywheel,

When we first met I couldn't take my eyes off of you
I remember like yesterday flying around at the local zoo
you had delicately landed on someones leftovers french fries
while I dove in...

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Artificial Sentience

Another bad idea doing a number on the gist of guilt
Of nothing new, 
the same old talking points voodoo
Of everything left to prove
Of everything left to hide
Sides being taken, swilling back another last gasp
Zoning...

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The pastor's sermon was quite clear on the matter of temptation.
He held our attention - no one went to sleep in that congregation!
As usual, it was an inspiring and masterful presentation,
Leaving some folks (and me)...

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when I was married some years ago,
my wife then thought, for some reason
that she was the boss
and I was there for wifely pleas'in
she sleep late everyday, was truely much too lazy
she'd order me to do...

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A corkscrew on a chilly night
To him and me a great delight
It's very cold, a sharp frost bite
We'll drink up while we're able.

It matters little what's for tea
The two of us - just him and...

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If I was a maggot
By Stanley Russell Harris
The new mad Author


If I was a maggot in the UK today!  No doubt I’d have a short life.
If homebred, I meant to say; no doubt I’d...

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Poor Humpty Dumpty was a numpty when he fell off the garden wall
His poor old ma went bananas, told me to buzz off when I call

Guess I better sit on the shelf otherwise I’ll go...

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Anyone can make a man look namby-pamby
if they slander and obsess with non compos mentis,
take reputations down, you're as hard as Bambi,
even admitting you completely meant this

cus you were demented and empowered like a Nazi,
buzz...

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Where did all the dandelions go?
Sometimes it isn't clear with these human fellows
Situations can be grey, not only black and yellow
We need them now, don't they know?

People seem to despise these little weeds
I happen to...

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If I were a bee
With only one bite
I’d consider very carefully
Your most suitable site

Should I go round
Should I go flat
Or perhaps should I go for
What I’m looking straight at

Contrary to what
You may feel about me
My...

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All right, no more Abecedarian again!
Buzz off,
Cut me some slack,
Dogging me,
Entrapping me with a 
Form of poetry I am not
Good at,
Hamilton!
I entreat you
Jot down some other forms that won’t
Knock me off my rocker, like
Lyric, Limerick...

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Listen Hunny, 
Just because you think that you're the bees knees doesn't mean you can tell me to buzz off,
I've got you in the palm of my hand and I think it's safe to say...

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A silver spider spied a golden fly, 
and to it most amorously did sigh: 
"O most glorious of flies! 
What fine wings you have, what eyes! 
No earthly thing shows beauty more. 
I shall weave...

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Toy Story characters argued ~ then Jessie told Woody to buzz off

he'd been caught flirting with Bo Peep ~ uh oh, Woody, you're in trouble deep

Jessie said she was leaving ~ couldn't get over Woody's...

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Oh buzz off you crazy crazy hornet
Trying to land here upon my buttock,
Here I am eating my crispy cornet
Lazing naked in my garden hammock.

Tried to coax it with my berry ice cream
But alas it seems...

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Those who want me to try robbery
Can kick-start it with bribery
Or get ready for snobbery…

And I’ve fastened it on a Million Dollar
Plus a dozen shirt with Golden Collars…
Or my tempters for the  buzz off!
For...

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Stay in competition 
with your own reflection,
Get a buzz off of beating yourself;

Take a very long hit
off of knowing you did it;
Chase the next level of your growth; 

Bottle all that pent up anxiety
use it...

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