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Woody Wouldn'T Cheat, Would He

Toy Story characters argued ~ then Jessie told Woody to buzz off

he'd been caught flirting with Bo Peep ~ uh oh, Woody, you're in trouble deep

Jessie said she was leaving ~ couldn't get over Woody's deceiving

oh what a terrible end for the two ~ makes me want to cry, boo hoo

can Woody end his cheating ways ~ Jessie doesn't trust his word these days

he knocked on Jessie's door ~ but she said not to come around anymore

Woody tried to confess ~ Jess wasn't going to fall for his BS

Jessie slammed the door in his face ~ now Woody lives in total disgrace

Buzz and Jess are dating ~ Woody's in need of rehabilitating
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Inman Avatar
October 16, 2023 at 8:03 AM
Gave me a smile Lin. In Woody's defense, it was Jesse who took the relationship too seriously. To Woody, Jesse was a friend, much like a sister. It was always the flirtatious Bo Peep who he had a thing for. Clever write that seems to be deeper than what is written on the page.
Lane Avatar
October 16, 2023 at 8:15 AM
That makes Woody more of a player because he set a scene at his house with candy and rose petals laid out for Jessie. He initiated their first kiss. And now I’m smiling.
Legros Kelley Avatar
October 10, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Wow, scandalous! Looks like Jesse's not playing around! What about the lil ole' wolf in sheep's clothing? Not even a peep? Congratulations on your POTD award! It was well deserved! :) <3
Lane Avatar
October 10, 2023 at 10:09 AM
Woody is an evil man/puppet... whatever you see in one such as he... it's not good. Thanks, BJ.
Rodrigues Avatar
September 13, 2023 at 7:11 PM
LOL! How funny when the tale takes a dark turn! Love it! Congratulations on POTD, Lin!
Lane Avatar
September 13, 2023 at 7:19 PM
I’m so glad you like it, Kim. Thanks ever so much.
Poetry Avatar
September 12, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Woody's reputation precedes him
Lane Avatar
September 12, 2023 at 6:30 PM
I don’t think he ever wore a white hat. So good to see you around, TS. Thanks for reading me.
Connelly Avatar
September 12, 2023 at 5:10 PM
Very funny Lin. Personifying these characters even more than they already are. Thanks
Lane Avatar
September 12, 2023 at 6:28 PM
Hi Jeff and thanks a lot!
Flood Avatar
September 12, 2023 at 3:20 PM
That Buzz is a cad… he’s only interested in one thing… INFINITY AND BEYOND! Congrats on POTD, Lin. Enjoyed your playful write. Terry
Lane Avatar
September 12, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Lol ok Terry. I’d prefer a man interested in space travel rather than a man wanting to travel over the spaces of another woman. I trust Jessie to choose the right fellow for her. I’m glad you enjoyed these. Thanks.
Meadows Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Toy Story is a brilliant film. Funny poem, enjoyed reading it. Well done.
Lane Avatar
September 12, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Yes, Jeanette, all of them are. Thanks very much for your congratulations.
Poet Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Congratulations on achieving the honor of POTD Lin, Your verses exude charm and joy, captivating my heart. Truly a delightful experience.
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Aww what sweet thoughts, Lasaad. Compliments like yours are captivating as well. Thank you so very kindly.
Downing  Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Lol… So cute, Lin. Congratulations on POTD :)
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Hi Akkina. Thanks so much for liking my Monoku and for the congrats.
Lindley Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 6:18 PM
My good friend congratulations on your fine poem being awarded as POTD. A TRUE GEM, A FAV... God bless you...
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Hi Robert and thank you for appreciating my poem, faving it and appreciating the humor.
Ray Choudhury Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Congratulations on your POTD. What a cute and fun poem, Lin. Really enjoyed.
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Thank you ever so much, Mala.
Kaufman Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Congratulations Lin on this POTD, so creative and cute. Enjoyed it!
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 3:11 PM
I’m delighted you enjoyed it. Thanks a lot, Nancy.
Baker Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 12:16 PM
Congratulations on your POTD honor, Lin! It was a creative and fun poem. Enjoy your special day of recognition, my friend. Bill
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Hi Bill. Thanks so very much for enjoying my Monoku.
Koplin Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 11:19 AM
Congratulations on your POTD! Hopefully Woody doesn’t get paranoid about the other toys judging him too harshly.
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 11:25 AM
He can think whatever he pleases. Jessie gave him 'what for' and moved on. Thanks for liking my Toy Story Monoku, Mark. Eloise was such fun to watch the movies with me. They're her new faves, and thanks for the congratulations!
De Beaulieu Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 11:09 AM
Hello Lin, I do not blame Jessie feeling this way. No one wants to be with a cheater. Hugs. /Darlene\
De Beaulieu Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Hello Lin, yes Jessica deserve better. Hugs. /Darlene\
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 11:21 AM
Thanks, Darlene. I agree with you. Jessie deserves better.
Buhagiar Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 7:02 AM
I hope all this is for fun. Congrats on your POTD.
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 7:03 AM
Yes, Victor, it's all in fun. I recently watched the original Toy Story again with my granddaughter and these Monoku came to mind. Thanks.
Lawless Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 6:25 AM
without his wooden woody woody wouldn't would he
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 6:31 AM
lol John. He's a puppet like Pinocchio, whose nose grows when he lies. hmmm I wonder.... nevermind. Maybe Jessie needed a buzz saw.
Fowler Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 5:47 AM
This tickled me Lin. Quite the lover boy! Buzz seems an okay guy. :) Thanks for the grins! Congratulations on POTD:))
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 6:02 AM
Buzz can be a little confused sometimes, but he's always had a 'thing' for Jessie. lol Thanks so much, Linda.
Seeker Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 4:49 AM
Cute :) warmest congratulations on POTD, Lin
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 6:00 AM
Thank you again for your thoughts, Seeker.
Oldham Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Great write, Lin! A fun little romp through some Toy Story drama. Congrats on potd! Well deserved. :) Best, John
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 6:00 AM
It was such fun to write. Thanks, John.
Gentile Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 4:04 AM
How cute Lin, such fun and sweetness combined in a winning write and lovely to see as POTD!!! Congratulations xxoo Enjoy your day!!!
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 5:59 AM
Just wanna see Jessie happy. lol Thank you for commenting, Mike.
Mcintosh Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 3:44 AM
lol... so cute. God bless you and Congrats on POTD! Love, Gina
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Thanks so much, Gina.
Kitchin Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Lin, back to congratulate you on POTD with your fun set of monoku's!
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Morning, Tania and thanks again!
Daniel Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Fun ones, Lin, congratulations on POTD:)
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 5:57 AM
Thanks a bunch, Joanna.
Bowring Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 1:28 AM
This is sooo cute and funny Lin. Like many, I love the films so we can all see the fun in this. Really enjoyed it. Many congratulations on POTD! Enjoy your celebratory day. Hugs to you.xx
Lane Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 5:57 AM
Thank you once again for commenting, Christina.
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