Long Brainer Poems
Long Brainer Poems. Below are the most popular long Brainer by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Brainer poems by poem length and keyword.
Heres Why My CV Needs Work
NAME: Phil Latio.
QUALIFICATIONS: LLB (Law) PhD (Medicine) & FSC (Federation Starfleet
...
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Categories:
brainer, humorous,
Form:
List
The Easter Egg Hunt
I don't know how it started
But it's an annual event
But I don't think that an egg hunt
Is the best way to present
The story of our saviour
Chocolate eggs you go and find
I don't think that's the...
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Categories:
brainer, candy, chocolate, easter, family, funny, garden, spring,
Form:
Rhyme
The Raisin In the Box of Chocolates
"I agree," Bayard murmured while looking at the few people walking I across the street. Summer was over and the boy was beginning to get frustrated at the sight of girls wrapped in blankets of...
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Categories:
brainer, cheer up, deep, inspirational, metaphor, truth, uplifting,
Form:
Narrative
Literal Sense
LITERAL SENSE :
This is ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES....
VERSE 1:
This ANDERSON WALKINGSHOES....
Concrete counterintuitive ratioed for looser and Leader;
Interim arguments to know who's worst and best person,
Makes no sense either.
Itemised unique personalities need no prejudice session.
Sparked...
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Categories:
brainer, inspiration, wisdom,
Form:
Lyric
Humanity Canteen
Humanity Canteen
My restaurant is exclusive and classy no paupers allowed though I
have to declare that I picked up the chef near the township where
on a paraffin cooker in his garden of plenty lots of dishevelment...
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Categories:
brainer, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
Damn them computer hackers
Damn them computer hackers...
nothing but persistent
pesky sniveling, snot nosed
beastie boy buggers.
Data breach conundrum with Gmail rectified...
courtesy MacKeeper computer technicians
in tandem with the geek inside me,
who finally resolved elusive quandary
that befuddled and frustrated yours...
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Categories:
brainer, 11th grade, anger, betrayal, conflict, dark, grave,
Form:
Free verse
Dear Eden Eldest Daughter
(Garden yourself and Emmanuel
against risking life and limb,
especially as dark shadows edge -
of night bring dim
mention onset of when shifting shapes swim
all around reducing slice
of daylight slim).
I write thee today
September 13th, 2019...
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Categories:
brainer, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, birthday,
Form:
Free verse
My Enemies
30 years youve been one step ahead of me
all my life doing what you can to stop me
pulling such easy strings
a bullet on my doorstep
slowing my down with the chaos you bought me
one step ahead...
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Categories:
brainer, confusion, history, life, warlife, me, change, life,
Form:
Free verse
Divine Intervention of Nothing To Live For
what do you do for a living super soldier?
you are paid to go to another country and kill people you dont even know
what do you do for a living head doctor?
you are paid to lie...
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Categories:
brainer, dedication, history, political, visionary, warwar, world, people,
Form:
Free verse
Consider Source About Horse of Course
consider the source
could tell had been a big horse
could run a great course
(who we did endorse)
(in state of remorse)
(ran while in full force)
a place we would reach
where trump will have to impeach
contract he did breach
(terrible...
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Categories:
brainer, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Senryu
My Thoughts
life has it's ups and downs
it's highs and lows
with it comes a lot of crap
but what's most crappy?
Action speaks louder than words
now thats crap.
when you are in a mess
and four men are set to...
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Categories:
brainer, crazy, muse,
Form:
Free verse
I Am Not a Politcian
I am not a politician
I have very little interest for politics
Reminiscing on Diddy’s vote or die campaign
Rallying behind Senator John Kerry Wishing I were old enough to vote
My how things have changed
Obama’s groundbreaking history...
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Categories:
brainer, political, hate,
Form:
ABC
Inferiority Complex
Although yours truly modest,
the only personal issue
I will lightly boast about
constitutes lingering
self worthlessness bred
if not prior to first grade,
than most...
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Categories:
brainer, age, conflict, destiny, fate, mental illness, nostalgia,
Form:
Bio
Canada But Not As We Know It
I’ve never given much thought, about the last train to Auschwitz
for indeed every train, was intended to be ones last,
Except for the guards, who sit atop the cattle cars
As the human livestock, slowly asphyxiates...
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Categories:
brainer, allusion, evil, holocaust,
Form:
Free verse
Inferiority Complex Viz Mine Mien
Inferiority complex viz mine (mien)
Although yours truly modest,
the only personal issue
I will lightly boast about
constitutes lingering
self worthlessness bred
if not prior to first grade,
than most definitely incipient,
academic deadlines
loomed large with dread
and exacerbated by procrastination
quickly adopted as...
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Categories:
brainer, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Nothing Boot Toe Till Rot and Duff Feet
Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet...
concerning yours truly
poor righteous leftist sole.
Great way to begin the new year
mine little feet about size nine wear
sneakers acquired At Ian's Boots
not for profit business
origin of said...
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Categories:
brainer, 7th grade, 8th grade, absence, bible, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Greener
greener (screaming from the soapbox)
our color of survival in this country
that which will outlast the empire
that which will give us hope again
is much more green than
anything else---
where 14 million (on the books) are
out of...
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Categories:
brainer, life, work, people, green, people, work,
Form:
Free verse
The Right To Kill
this is not premeditated murder
like the chemicals they use to poison your children
if it's you or me
what can i say other than goodbye
it's my right as a human to protect my life
you knew before you...
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Categories:
brainer, angst, caregiving, confusion, death, children, health, history,
Form:
Free verse
Nothing Boot Toe Till Rot and Duff Feet
Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet...
Attempting nightly ritual
nsync with sole and
instep of beat
January second 21:08
two thousand twenty
footwear equipped with
custom made cleat
proudly standing tall
(think) as an elite
able, eager, and ready
to sprint skyhigh fleet
ting into...
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Categories:
brainer, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Gym'Ll Fix It - Written With Nina Parmenter
My middle aged spread is just spreading
So I thought I should join a new gym
Got to fit in my dress for a wedding
With some exercise I could get thin
I’ve got these new gym pants that...
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Categories:
brainer, body, fun, health, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Apollo Devotee Bathed Earthling Coppertone Fresco
Caution taken (lathering
exposed epidermis with sun screen)
against harmful innocuous
rich (Times New Roman)
12 font ask tick...
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Categories:
brainer, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, earth, hyperbole,
Form:
Free verse
Talk To the Hand - For Contest
y'all know me- I'm in the poem biz
and it is a no brainer when I need a fix(I come to the main...
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Categories:
brainer, poems, poetry, word play, writing,
Form:
Free verse
The Teflon Queen
The Teflon Queen
That Hillary Clinton- our own Teflon Queen-
or others might say- just a harsh 'queen of mean'?
Mistakes and misdeeds disappear...
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Categories:
brainer, how i feel, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Winter’s Magical Wondeland
We loved the luxury of indoor, ice skating at the Chicago Arena.
My skate case, was of , bue alligator outsde,with peacock satin
interior!
Gold locks, that shined like the morning sun as Daddy drove us in
The snow,...
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Categories:
brainer, memory, music,
Form:
Rhyme
Suspended Animation De Rigueur Among Joe King Six Pack
Suspended Animation De Rigueur Among "Joe King" Six Pack
Yepper, once body functions cease
asper this ole codger,
mere seconds after expiration,
sans existential lease
immortality avails rubbery piece
of flesh christened
Matthew Scott Harris,
the legal mouthpiece
decreed by living will
after organ activity...
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Categories:
brainer, adventure, celebration, confidence, creation, father, humor, miracle,
Form:
Epic