Long Blunder Poems
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Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I
"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two lines down."
And they all watched with their faces vexed.
The women...
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Categories:
blunder, crazy, funny, giggle, howl, humor, silly,
Form:
Limerick
More Pickles Than One
For ten months now I’ve brooded over coming second place
in the pickle section deeming, it no less than a disgrace.
It was written plain and simple, so there can be no excuse,
that the pickles in this...
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Categories:
blunder, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Psychologically still thirteen
Psychologically still thirteen
Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days
familiarization with me would entail
bringing the avid listener
into my private mancave hideaways
less a physical place than a juncture in relationship,
(whereby one or the other of us)...
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Categories:
blunder, 7th grade, age, angst, birth, blue, family,
Form:
Rhyme
Various Heresies 3
Various Heresies 3
Breakings
by Michael R. Burch
I did it out of pity.
I did it out of love.
I did it not to break the heart of a tender, wounded dove.
But gods without compassion
ordained: Frail things must break!
Now...
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Categories:
blunder, america, bible, christian, god, jesus, religion, usa,
Form:
Verse
Apocalyptic Poems Ii
These are prophetic poems and apocalyptic poems ...
Beast 666
by Michael R. Burch
“... what rough beast ... slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?”?W. B. Yeats
Brutality is a cross
wooden, blood-stained,
gas hissing, sibilant,
lungs gilled, deveined,
red flecks on a...
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Categories:
blunder, earth, earth day, environment, future, visionary, weather,
Form:
Rhyme
Factoidman and Shallowman - Part 2
[Now ShallowMan is quite content
receiving FactoidMan’s consent
to quibble and express dissent
as long as keeping covenant
with fingers crossed and belfry bent
when viewing Facts in sealed cement:]
SM
“The Facts you give me circumvent
those ‘truths’ your chuckles supplement;
although they...
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Categories:
blunder, society, truth, universe,
Form:
Rhyme
The Badly Drawn Goat
The pencil now resting the image was 'testing' for the creature before him, (his badly-drawn drawin') had come out 'not right' somewhat twisted and tight.
The picture in question, it burst with suggestion, for lines that...
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Categories:
blunder, animal, creation, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
The Epic of the Great King
There sits behind deep forests hidden,
A sight to behold, place of all sins ridden,
Where the great rivers give life and churn,
A thousand diamonds and the trees sing
Along with the wind, ruled by the great King.
Generous...
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Categories:
blunder, life, loss, love,
Form:
Metrical Tale
Heave Ho and Yo Ho Ho
There's a Senior's home called the Shady Lane
and life's curse is at an end.
Where a hundred souls are kept in line
till Death its message sends.
They built a...
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Categories:
blunder, adventure, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Zolar the Inet God
(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")
It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the bottle of cinnamon whiskey
tantalizingly low, and my feet swelling above...
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Categories:
blunder, abuse, addiction, anti bullying, betrayal, bullying, horror,
Form:
Quatrain
Camellia - Part 1 Translation From Tagore
This is a translation from the poem "Camellia", by Rabindranath Tagore, Nobel laureate Poet from India (1861 -1941) Understandably the story took place in late nineteenth century - early twentieth century Bengal.
Her name is...
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Categories:
blunder, life, love,
Form:
Narrative
Paint Me an Ugly Duck, lyrics
Awakened and degenerated, I feel I am clashing somewhere
The clouds appear and then depart, just another face amongst billions
Millions of colors of the rainbow at one point I thought I was rare...
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Categories:
blunder, art, conflict, death, flower, pain, self,
Form:
Lyric
The Last Blunder
The walls are imprisoned in silence,
A heavy, powerless silence, shattered
By voices, tears, and crowded souls.
Justice hides in the corridors of greed,
Crimes are sentences uttered in the halls,
The innocent are moving targets,
An age-old burden on the...
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Categories:
blunder, africa, america, black african american, confidence, corruption,
Form:
Free verse
The House of Doors
My friends and I were out strolling, in a lush park one day,
Just enjoying the scenes of the afternoon, as time flew away.
Sun kissed blooms blushed and swooned, under pale lazy clouds;
And nature was lush...
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Categories:
blunder, fantasy, friend, house, imagery, magic, nature, summer,
Form:
Couplet
A Letter To All Women From All Men
Letter to all Woman from all Men
Now this is very tricky and difficult because I'm also going
to speak for those males that don't know nor will they
ever know that they also represent men as...
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Categories:
blunder, beautiful, christian, men, women,
Form:
Rhyme Royal
Sinai Campaign, 1967
Sinai Campaign, 1967
“Operation Focus” sees Israeli jets streaking, 1
Attacking Arab fighter jets and air force bases, 2
Thus attaining dominance over Middle Eastern skies,
While IDF ground divisions launch into action. 3
Israeli tanks (Pattons, Shermans, and Centurions)
Blitzkrieg...
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Categories:
blunder, education, history, jewish, war,
Form:
Verse
Dirty Games
They have been playing a dirty game for years because they have nothing of depth to share, they have been playing a dirty game for year, without conscience, love or fear. They make...
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Categories:
blunder, community, confidence, corruption, encouraging, endurance, environment, humanity,
Form:
Narrative
Sugar Mansion
After picnicking in a pretty meadow, on a warm and sunny day,
I relaxed upon my soft blanket, and fell asleep where I lay.
When I awoke I took a walk, through the grass and flowers,
Lined on...
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Categories:
blunder, adventure, fantasy, friendship, imagery, memory, nature, sweet,
Form:
Couplet
War, Is Unholy Hell
War, Is Unholy Hell
War is wicked rot and most holy hell
man's evil is its murdering spell
Yet mankind never ever truly learns
love and faith it arrogantly spurns
Poetry by the great Siegfried Sassoon
glows like...
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Categories:
blunder, conflict, dark, death, sorrow, war, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
Baking Class
They had gathered from all around
With special invitation in hand
No professional was allowed
To take part in this grand
...event
Just your every day, run of the mill
Person without culture or fame
Putting their baking skills to work
In hopes...
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Categories:
blunder, growth,
Form:
Rhyme
A Bird's Eye View
A little bird has flown the nest
to seek a world of wonder
and spreads...
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Categories:
blunder, war, world,
Form:
Rhyme
Poetic Paean To Papa's Princess
Poetic paean to papa's princess
Otherwise titled:
Mien wonderful wedded divine wife....,
whose piercing deliverance,
a balm ameliorating tattooed strife
despite being dirt poor,
(especially after dirty deeds done...
generating thunderstruck ac/dc current
hmm... maybe due comeuppance
being scammed to the hilt)
suspicion...
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Categories:
blunder, absence, abuse, angel, anniversary, appreciation, betrayal, divorce,
Form:
Rhyme
Butterfly Venom
Was it worth
Butchering the butterflies
We gave each other?
Were they not
Pretty enough?
Or were they just too fragile
For your unstable world?
Your world of
Mismatched jigsaw puzzle thoughts
And drunk high school riddles...
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Categories:
blunder, butterfly, color, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
Poland I
Humanity is destined to dissolve
when fear consumes the minds of timid kings.
Such pandering lets lunacy evolve
and impotence is forced to face its sting.
An evil wind, with blustering conceit,
embarks to stage aggressions at your gate,
‘tis but...
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Categories:
blunder, world war ii,
Form:
Crown of Sonnets
Poland III
For soon the rains of destiny will fall
as innocence capitulates its soul.
Aggression sealed your fears within a wall
to let disease and hunger take their toll.
Your rank-and-file dissolved into the night
with nary whisper echoing their names,
‘tis...
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Categories:
blunder, world war ii,
Form:
Crown of Sonnets