Woman Limerick Poems

On all her cats she was relying

From the vermin that she was spying

Of her twenty two cats

They ate twenty two rats

You can bet that some...

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I know a lady who sports two huge chins
She even proudly shows off her bat wings
Always smiles as she goes
Never airs her sorrows
Joy to the...

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Trump is the devil in disguise
His followers believe his lies
I beg every woman and man
Keep us out of the frying pan
Before we become sizzling fries...

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I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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   Jane was the fastest girl in her small town
   By age sixteen she'd been passed all around
   ...

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There was once a driver
Infected with yellow fever
Who passed it on to his woman
And she to the barman
And they all came down with a fever...

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Men bearing nakedness and strips of thong
running through and whipping the female throng
	Blood red and milk white,
	colors of delight.
A tradition for years that remained strong.

Young...

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There was a shyster from Dallas
whose lies were full of malice.
	He groped the wrong girl
	whose anger unfurled. 
So now, they call him Alice....

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There was a young woman named Gale.
Everyone called her a narwhale.
	She was big and wide,
	and brimming with pride
for her bosom was exceedingly swell.
...

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Soozie was angry with her boyfriend, Bob
Tried dismembering him but botched the job
Disgruntled with all men
She vowed to try again
When she found him in bed...

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There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...

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When the Cro-Magnan’s sat down to eat their fare,
The master screamed, and went on a tear.
Grunting, ‘Woman you goofed,
Coz on this saber tooth,
I bit through...

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One person I really admire,
Is a gal up on a high wire.
The bravest I’ve met,
She’s using no net.
When she performs, she lights my fire.
...

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There once was a girl you may know
             They called her the “Holiday...

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There was an old woman from Dorset
Who forgot to fasten her corset
When she was in town
Her knickers also came down
 To save her face 
She...

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