Lin Lane Poet Limerick

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Soozie the Floozie

Soozie was angry with her boyfriend, Bob
Tried dismembering him but botched the job
Disgruntled with all men
She vowed to try again
When she found him in bed with her friend, Rob

Soozie was livid! You should've seen her
She couldn't hide her savage demeaner
This time her plan would work
She would castrate the jerk
Missed again...charged with a misdawiener

Bob's thingy is the size of a pickle
When he goes potty, it's just a trickle
He screams her name..."SOOZIE!
You were such a floozie!
Then you became a witch, an ice cycle!"

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Bill Baker January 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM Hilarious limerick, Lin! Soooooooooo funny. Thanks for sharing some humor in exquisite poetic form. You ROCK! Bill Lin Lane January 24, 2024 at 6:49 AM Thanks for finding humor in these limericks! lol at you saying I rock, but merci. As long as no one called Soozie THROWS rocks at me.

Linda Alice Fowler January 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM LOL - misdaweiner - hahahahahahah Thanks for the laughs Lin my friend. :) Lin Lane January 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM Thank you for laughing, Linda and also for writing a limerick which I've added to our collaboration.

Tania Kitchin January 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM Lin, OMG, these are hilarious! Love the " misdawweiner"! Lin Lane January 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM Thanks, Tania.

Tom Cunningham January 22, 2024 at 10:24 AM Misdaweiner, lol what a word. You're on top form with this one Lin. Tom Jan Allison January 22, 2024 at 1:13 PM I'm thinking of getting a stock of tena's in to read tania's winners lol:-) hugs jan xx Lin Lane January 22, 2024 at 10:37 AM It may be a titch naughty, but limericks have been news on the site lately, so I'm going with the flow... my way. Thanks, Tom.

Mark Koplin January 22, 2024 at 10:10 AM I laughed so hard my pickle started leaking! Lol Tania Kitchin January 22, 2024 at 1:39 PM Mark, ha ha ha. Jan Allison January 22, 2024 at 1:11 PM lol infact the poem I wrote is a little bit too risque for soup lol in fact Lin after reading a comment earlier this year I am laying off posting poop, as you know i write about it whilst others ... you can fill in the blanks lol :-) hugs Jan Tom Cunningham January 22, 2024 at 11:33 AM Lol, you need tennaman Mark. Lin Lane January 22, 2024 at 11:32 AM Geeze, Jan... that's one for your new book. Lin Lane January 22, 2024 at 10:36 AM Geeze, Jan... that's one for your new book. Jan Allison January 22, 2024 at 10:20 AM you've inspired me to write a poem lol , will send it you via soupie lol Lin Lane January 22, 2024 at 10:17 AM ha Mark... that visual needs to be replaced! Thanks. Jan Allison January 22, 2024 at 10:16 AM ha ha ha - Perhaps you need to get a merkin for your gherkin Mark lol:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh January 22, 2024 at 9:34 AM Yes you certainly found a great word in (misdawiener) Lin, and certainly didn’t waste any (length) of time in using it in this wonderful thread of Limericks, no shortcomings here, brilliant, cheers David Lin Lane January 22, 2024 at 9:40 AM Innuendos of the 'not so subtle' kind had me smiling. Thanks for the humor in your comments, David.

Jan Allison January 22, 2024 at 9:18 AM omg I'm crying with laughter her Lin as for misdawiener it is freaking hilarious and i love the word play with ice cycle lol. Lin please may i use your idea of misdawiener for a poopy poem one day lol, :-) hugs Jan xx Lin Lane January 22, 2024 at 9:29 AM Of course you may use it, and anything I post. I hesitated just a titch before posting this, but then thought, "Oh, why the heck not?" I'm glad you liked it.

Anne-Lise Andresen January 22, 2024 at 9:17 AM - The pickle took the cake, Lin :))) - Maybe I should find the "perfect photo" for your limerick :))) - hugs Anne-Lise Andresen January 22, 2024 at 12:03 PM :))) ... you may risk having the poem deleted :))) Lin Lane January 22, 2024 at 9:27 AM lol Anne-Lise. I giggled at that line. Thanks for the comments, and please do find a photo of such a pickle!

Andrea Dietrich January 22, 2024 at 8:47 AM Haha I loved the Weiner word you crested!! Lin Lane January 22, 2024 at 8:53 AM Thanks, Andrea. I saw that used on Facebook earlier today and thought it was TOO good not to use.