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Soozie the Floozie

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Soozie was angry with her boyfriend, Bob Tried dismembering him but botched the job Disgruntled with all men She vowed to try again When she found him in bed with her friend, Rob Soozie was livid! You should've seen her She couldn't hide her savage demeaner This time her plan would work She would castrate the jerk Missed again...charged with a misdawiener Bob's thingy is the size of a pickle When he goes potty, it's just a trickle He screams her name..."SOOZIE! You were such a floozie! Then you became a witch, an ice cycle!"

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Bill Baker

Date: 1/23/2024 9:43:00 PM

Hilarious limerick, Lin! Soooooooooo funny. Thanks for sharing some humor in exquisite poetic form. You ROCK! Bill

Lin Lane
Date: 1/24/2024 6:49:00 AM

Thanks for finding humor in these limericks! lol at you saying I rock, but merci. As long as no one called Soozie THROWS rocks at me.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 1/23/2024 5:05:00 PM

LOL - misdaweiner - hahahahahahah Thanks for the laughs Lin my friend. :)

Lin Lane
Date: 1/23/2024 5:06:00 PM

Thank you for laughing, Linda and also for writing a limerick which I've added to our collaboration.

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 1/23/2024 5:46:00 AM

just hilarious! Soozie a savage floozie = priceless. Thanks for the smiles this morning, hugs, Sara

Lin Lane
Date: 1/23/2024 6:06:00 AM

Soozie was a doozie! Happy to make you smile, Sara.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/22/2024 1:40:00 PM

Lin, OMG, these are hilarious! Love the " misdawweiner"!

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 1:59:00 PM

Thanks, Tania.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/22/2024 10:24:00 AM

Misdaweiner, lol what a word. You're on top form with this one Lin. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2024 1:13:00 PM

I'm thinking of getting a stock of tena's in to read tania's winners lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 10:37:00 AM

It may be a titch naughty, but limericks have been news on the site lately, so I'm going with the flow... my way. Thanks, Tom.

Mark Koplin

Date: 1/22/2024 10:10:00 AM

I laughed so hard my pickle started leaking! Lol

Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/22/2024 1:39:00 PM

Mark, ha ha ha.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2024 1:11:00 PM

lol infact the poem I wrote is a little bit too risque for soup lol in fact Lin after reading a comment earlier this year I am laying off posting poop, as you know i write about it whilst others ... you can fill in the blanks lol :-) hugs Jan

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/22/2024 11:33:00 AM

Lol, you need tennaman Mark.

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 11:32:00 AM

Geeze, Jan... that's one for your new book.

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 10:36:00 AM

Geeze, Jan... that's one for your new book.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2024 10:20:00 AM

you've inspired me to write a poem lol , will send it you via soupie lol

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 10:17:00 AM

ha Mark... that visual needs to be replaced! Thanks.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2024 10:16:00 AM

ha ha ha - Perhaps you need to get a merkin for your gherkin Mark lol:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 1/22/2024 9:34:00 AM

Yes you certainly found a great word in (misdawiener) Lin, and certainly didn’t waste any (length) of time in using it in this wonderful thread of Limericks, no shortcomings here, brilliant, cheers David

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 9:40:00 AM

Innuendos of the 'not so subtle' kind had me smiling. Thanks for the humor in your comments, David.

Jan Allison

Date: 1/22/2024 9:18:00 AM

omg I'm crying with laughter her Lin as for misdawiener it is freaking hilarious and i love the word play with ice cycle lol. Lin please may i use your idea of misdawiener for a poopy poem one day lol, :-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 9:29:00 AM

Of course you may use it, and anything I post. I hesitated just a titch before posting this, but then thought, "Oh, why the heck not?" I'm glad you liked it.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/22/2024 9:17:00 AM

- The pickle took the cake, Lin :))) - Maybe I should find the "perfect photo" for your limerick :))) - hugs

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 1/22/2024 12:03:00 PM

:))) ... you may risk having the poem deleted :)))

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 9:27:00 AM

lol Anne-Lise. I giggled at that line. Thanks for the comments, and please do find a photo of such a pickle!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/22/2024 8:47:00 AM

Haha I loved the Weiner word you crested!!

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 8:53:00 AM

Thanks, Andrea. I saw that used on Facebook earlier today and thought it was TOO good not to use.