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Holiday Ho

There once was a girl you may know They called her the “Holiday Ho” Yes, she gets around Though many have frowned Especially that old, So and So Old Santa, you know whom I mean For him, there is no in-between He shouts Ho-Ho-Ho And she starts to glow She’d love to be his Christmas queen Yet, Santa is married you see And Mrs, Claus won’t be a three That “Holiday Ho“ Will just have to go Perhaps Easter Bunny is free

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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/27/2023 8:21:00 PM
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Cute. And not to worry. I took good care of 'Holiday Ho' this year, bro. Keep smiling, Mike. ~ Gershon
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/29/2023 10:43:00 AM
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I bet you did!! Happy New Year Bro!!
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Victor Buhagiar
Date: 12/8/2023 10:19:00 AM
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I loved the end of your limericks. Well done,
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/10/2023 5:54:00 AM
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Thank you Victor!!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/5/2023 7:59:00 PM
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This is so cute... Just glad you're not into rapster slang. lol. Keep those 'hoes' out of my garden...
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/6/2023 6:45:00 AM
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No worries GW, no Hoes for you!! Thanks you!!
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Judy Ball
Date: 12/5/2023 6:22:00 PM
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Too cute Mike. Loved it. God Bless, JB
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/6/2023 6:45:00 AM
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Thank you Judy xxoo
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Sara Etgen-Baker
Date: 12/5/2023 4:35:00 PM
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humorous, clever, and witty! I needed a laugh this evening, so thank you, Mike. Have a splendid evening, Sara
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/6/2023 6:45:00 AM
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Thank you so much Sara xxoo
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Deb M
Date: 12/5/2023 10:37:00 AM
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Thats so witty and clever Mike! Debx
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/5/2023 3:03:00 PM
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Thank you Deb xxoo
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Paula Goldsmith
Date: 12/5/2023 7:39:00 AM
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What a fun/creative Limerick writesssss. Have a great/blessed day................
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/5/2023 3:03:00 PM
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Thank you Paula!
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Silent One
Date: 12/5/2023 6:00:00 AM
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lol... these are really funny Mike..
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/5/2023 3:03:00 PM
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Thank you !!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2023 5:57:00 AM
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Lol, brilliant set of limericks Mike, hope your week is going well. Tom
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/5/2023 3:03:00 PM
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Thanks Tom!!
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Charles Messina
Date: 12/5/2023 5:00:00 AM
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LMAO! Great fun, Mike. Thanks for the laughs...I needed them! Charlie
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/5/2023 3:04:00 PM
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Thanks Charlie!!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/5/2023 4:53:00 AM
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LOL! … He shouts Ho-Ho-Ho And she starts to glow
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/5/2023 3:02:00 PM
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Thanks Kim!

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