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Holiday Ho

There once was a girl you may know
             They called her the “Holiday Ho”
Yes, she gets around
Though many have frowned
                Especially that old, So and So

Old Santa, you know whom I mean
              For him, there is no in-between   
He shouts Ho-Ho-Ho
And she starts to glow
      She’d love to be his Christmas queen

Yet, Santa is married you see
             And Mrs, Claus won’t be a three
That  “Holiday Ho“
Will just have to go
                  Perhaps Easter Bunny is free

Copyright © Mike Gentile | Year Posted 2023

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Gershon Wolf Date: 12/27/2023 8:21:00 PM Cute. And not to worry. I took good care of 'Holiday Ho' this year, bro. Keep smiling, Mike. ~ Gershon Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/29/2023 10:43:00 AM I bet you did!! Happy New Year Bro!!

Victor Buhagiar Date: 12/8/2023 10:19:00 AM I loved the end of your limericks. Well done, Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/10/2023 5:54:00 AM Thank you Victor!!

Gershon Wolf Date: 12/5/2023 7:59:00 PM This is so cute... Just glad you're not into rapster slang. lol. Keep those 'hoes' out of my garden... Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/6/2023 6:45:00 AM No worries GW, no Hoes for you!! Thanks you!!

Judy Ball Date: 12/5/2023 6:22:00 PM Too cute Mike. Loved it. God Bless, JB Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/6/2023 6:45:00 AM Thank you Judy xxoo

Deb M Date: 12/5/2023 10:37:00 AM Thats so witty and clever Mike! Debx Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/5/2023 3:03:00 PM Thank you Deb xxoo

Paula Goldsmith Date: 12/5/2023 7:39:00 AM What a fun/creative Limerick writesssss. Have a great/blessed day................ Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/5/2023 3:03:00 PM Thank you Paula!

Silent One Date: 12/5/2023 6:00:00 AM lol... these are really funny Mike.. Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/5/2023 3:03:00 PM Thank you !!

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/5/2023 5:57:00 AM Lol, brilliant set of limericks Mike, hope your week is going well. Tom Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/5/2023 3:03:00 PM Thanks Tom!!

Charles Messina Date: 12/5/2023 5:00:00 AM LMAO! Great fun, Mike. Thanks for the laughs...I needed them! Charlie Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/5/2023 3:04:00 PM Thanks Charlie!!

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/5/2023 4:53:00 AM LOL! … He shouts Ho-Ho-Ho And she starts to glow Login to Reply Mike Gentile Date: 12/5/2023 3:02:00 PM Thanks Kim!