Mike Gentile Poet Limerick

Holiday Ho

There once was a girl you may know
             They called her the “Holiday Ho”
Yes, she gets around
Though many have frowned
                Especially that old, So and So

Old Santa, you know whom I mean
              For him, there is no in-between   
He shouts Ho-Ho-Ho
And she starts to glow
      She’d love to be his Christmas queen

Yet, Santa is married you see
             And Mrs, Claus won’t be a three
That  “Holiday Ho“
Will just have to go
                  Perhaps Easter Bunny is free

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Gershon Wolf December 27, 2023 at 8:21 PM Cute. And not to worry. I took good care of 'Holiday Ho' this year, bro. Keep smiling, Mike. ~ Gershon Mike Gentile December 29, 2023 at 10:43 AM I bet you did!! Happy New Year Bro!!

Victor Buhagiar December 8, 2023 at 10:19 AM I loved the end of your limericks. Well done, Mike Gentile December 10, 2023 at 5:54 AM Thank you Victor!!

Gershon Wolf December 5, 2023 at 7:59 PM This is so cute... Just glad you're not into rapster slang. lol. Keep those 'hoes' out of my garden... Mike Gentile December 6, 2023 at 6:45 AM No worries GW, no Hoes for you!! Thanks you!!

Judy Ball December 5, 2023 at 6:22 PM Too cute Mike. Loved it. God Bless, JB Mike Gentile December 6, 2023 at 6:45 AM Thank you Judy xxoo

Deb M December 5, 2023 at 10:37 AM Thats so witty and clever Mike! Debx Mike Gentile December 5, 2023 at 3:03 PM Thank you Deb xxoo

Paula Goldsmith December 5, 2023 at 7:39 AM What a fun/creative Limerick writesssss. Have a great/blessed day................ Mike Gentile December 5, 2023 at 3:03 PM Thank you Paula!

Silent One December 5, 2023 at 6:00 AM lol... these are really funny Mike.. Mike Gentile December 5, 2023 at 3:03 PM Thank you !!

Tom Cunningham December 5, 2023 at 5:57 AM Lol, brilliant set of limericks Mike, hope your week is going well. Tom Mike Gentile December 5, 2023 at 3:03 PM Thanks Tom!!

Charles Messina December 5, 2023 at 5:00 AM LMAO! Great fun, Mike. Thanks for the laughs...I needed them! Charlie Mike Gentile December 5, 2023 at 3:04 PM Thanks Charlie!!

Kim Rodrigues December 5, 2023 at 4:53 AM LOL! … He shouts Ho-Ho-Ho And she starts to glow Mike Gentile December 5, 2023 at 3:02 PM Thanks Kim!