Political Limerick Poems

A farmer drove into town.
Some posters made him frown.
They said, "Go to the Poll".
He said,"In the pasture below?"
"Right now, they're standing a'chowin'".

(To understand this limerick,...

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Open Borders
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

Open borders is denied with a casual sigh,
now we’re in a mess and still don’t know why.
They swarm our borders,
to be resource hoarders,
all...

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 The Man
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

An old geezer who had a thin truncal,
was cursed with a large neck carbuncle,
He wasn’t the same,
after bad news came,
of cannibals making...

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The question of the day ought to be

When will all politicians agree

They say to find the truth

Is much like pulling a tooth

So we should ask...

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Threats of blood baths easily roil
Cult members whose sentiments boil
Devotees tribal
Shall get D.T.’s bible
Soiled with drizzles of snake oil...

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    Rasputin Putin the Boot In

I once had a canary called Rasputin,
Who just loved putting the boot in,
In his cage full of...

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The government antitrust case
Could iPhone apps bust and erase
While cores from this trial
Face seeds of denial
Picking apples will stay in place...

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Trump is the devil in disguise
His followers believe his lies
I beg every woman and man
Keep us out of the frying pan
Before we become sizzling fries...

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There once were some voters from here
With factual knowledge unclear
Once in voting booths
Without simple truths
Picked with whom they'd rather drink beer...

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Repeat of the four-year refrain
Pits demented versus insane
We who are pundits
Say please call it quits
And would toast their obits with champagne...

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We might as well stamp license plates
Government work makes us inmates
When assigned tasks inane
In asylums insane
We'll search for retirement dates...

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Alabama's court has gone wild
Their judge has dementia not mild
What's their new ruling
For Petri dish cooling?
The fertilized egg is a child

...

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He roots this is the finale
How long can she dilly dally?
He thinks she's quite cute
If in her birthday suit
Trump's sure to pollute Nikki Haley...

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Inspired by Bill Baker,
A friend in Texas
add on's welcome!

If The Sneaker Fits

I bought blingy gold sneakers with Trump's magic in it
A guru with genius, that's...

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