Poll

A farmer drove into town.
Some posters made him frown.
They said, "Go to the Poll".
He said,"In the pasture below?"
"Right now, they're standing a'chowin'".

(To understand this limerick, you must understand that a polled cow has no horns from birth)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Horne Avatar
June 7, 2024 at 4:46 AM
LOL - & thanks for explaining about the polled cow
Greenhough Avatar
September 21, 2024 at 12:01 PM
I'm happy to educate. Thanks.
Buehler Avatar
May 26, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Ha! Ha! A rib tickler, Hilda. :D
Greenhough Avatar
September 21, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Thank you. May laughter fill the air.
George Avatar
May 23, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Fun read. Lovely crafted Hilda. Cheers.
Greenhough Avatar
September 21, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Thank you. Glad you like it.
Romios Avatar
May 14, 2024 at 3:07 PM
A great laugh! Pangie Romios
Greenhough Avatar
May 14, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Yes, it is. Thanks for commenting.
Wolf Avatar
May 3, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Wow! Awesome. This is soooooo clever. A FAVE for me. Thanks, Hilda. :) Gershon
Greenhough Avatar
May 3, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Thanks for your comments and fav.
Empress Avatar
May 3, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Almost all posted during voting makes me frown, haha. we just had our elections too recently. Im not a fan of politics, and this time i refused to vote. Pleasure always reading different themes from you, this is creative and relevant! Sending you light always
Greenhough Avatar
May 3, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Thank you. I like limericks. They are fun.
DiMino Avatar
April 30, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Yes, I needed the explanation...and now I get it! Very clever!
Greenhough Avatar
April 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I need to practice writing limericks. I like to make them funny.
Sands Avatar
April 29, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Great one Hilda. Thank you for explaining it too :)
Greenhough Avatar
April 29, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Thanks for your visit. Stay tuned.
Jones Avatar
April 29, 2024 at 5:52 PM
What a unique approach to a limerick about voting! You should enter it in a contest! Enjoyed reading and thanks for the note about cows!
Greenhough Avatar
April 29, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Thank you for your remarks. I'm glad you liked it.
Poet Avatar
April 29, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Great limerick, Hilda, on farmer duties and election voting. It analyzes the conflict between a farmer's rural existence and political participation.
Greenhough Avatar
April 29, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Thank you. I hope farmers get more political interest.
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