Flower Limerick Poems

March is looking colorful and pretty,
brightening up every town and city.
From grass to beer it is all green,
making everything look so clean.
Can I be on...

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   ‘Hi ! Miss Floret ! Why are you in hurry ?’
    ‘ Oh , Dear ! Posy of flowers...

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Hey, Jack-It-Up, it's etiquette,
Yep, Stan-In-Up, a wipe-n-kit,
They don't know us too well,
Cause I truly can tell,
Still, just one bud, you've found yours yet?...

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A single rose he gave to me
as sweet a gesture as could be.
	My roommate grinned with guile
	as she tried to hide her smile. 
Eleven roses,...

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Roses are red and grown by my own see-ster
Violets are just a pain in my keister
Though I came here to say
Happy Valentine’s Day
I long to...

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I’ve always known roses are red.
It’s just something that’s often been said.
And that violets are blue,
But I know that’s not true.
My rainbow flower, I’ll take...

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My husband had purchased fresh flowers
They sweltered in his car for eight hours
Twelve roses of red
Were nearly all dead
His Valentine’s Day gaffe truly sours
...

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We met in a sweet garden bower,
I and that shy, blushing flower.
My excitement enlarged
When she told me she charged
For the day and not by the...

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In winter we birds are sweet like jewels,
still young, we do not know the winter rules;
"go away cold," says one gem,
on legs like a...

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It's Thanksgiving, so stop hugging your poodle
And come here to Maui for Aunt Ida's guava strudel
Flower wreaths she has made
So of course, you'll get leid
Then...

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I followed a recipe for an hour
Tasted odd as I began to devour
You may think me crazy
As I ate a daisy
I guess it didn’t mean...

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Black Eyed-Susan went out to play
                   ...

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Prunella loved the color purple,
planting some lovely Crepe Myrtle’s;
they had a humongous growth spurt,
all due to her nitro-rich dirt,
now her yard’s a Myrtle hurdle.


6-11-2022
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They sit with a purpose in sight
inviting me sweetly with bright 
yes they bloom at will
cuz they know the drill
those flowers of sentinel light 

Competing...

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The wife loves to sing in the shower
Alone in her ivory tower
My passion flower
Can well spend an hour
Emulating a crow's hoarse power...

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