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Rose Is R-Red

Roses are red and grown by my own see-ster Violets are just a pain in my keister Though I came here to say Happy Valentine’s Day I long to kiss your tulips come this Easter

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Date: 2/15/2024 5:50:00 AM
Just a terrifically funny posting, David. A true winner. Congratulations! Brian
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Date: 2/6/2024 8:27:00 AM
Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K
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Date: 2/5/2024 3:29:00 PM
But David, I’m not that kind of boy! Congrats on a worthy win anyway.
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Date: 2/4/2024 3:26:00 PM
great word play. Big congrats on your win
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Date: 2/4/2024 9:42:00 AM
LOL David. So clever and cute. Congratulations! :)
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Date: 2/4/2024 8:44:00 AM
David, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!
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Date: 2/4/2024 7:31:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your cute/fun Limerick write. Have a blessed day with your win..................
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Date: 1/31/2024 8:20:00 AM
OMG, so many puns. This is very good really. And so appropriate for the upcoming holiday such as it is.
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Date: 1/30/2024 1:58:00 PM
Funny and a wee bit naughty David!! Ha….Debx
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Date: 1/29/2024 2:59:00 AM
Great Limerick David, the ‘Tulip Limerick’ is red and double, so you get two kisses instead of one. Beryl
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Date: 1/27/2024 4:19:00 AM
Good one, David. I guess soon you will know if that line will work. Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page. Sara K
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Date: 1/24/2024 4:10:00 AM
Very funny, Poet!
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Date: 1/23/2024 8:32:00 PM
Ha, ha. Very clever, sir. Keep smiling, gw
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Date: 1/23/2024 5:32:00 PM
A brilliant limerick David.
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Date: 1/23/2024 5:03:00 PM
A very good limerick poem, David. Now I see how it's done. :-) Good luck this Easter. Bill
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Date: 1/23/2024 4:52:00 PM
I'm enjoying your limericks again. I don't know how you come up with them, but each one is different. Thanks. Good read.
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Date: 1/23/2024 5:05:00 PM
Thanks for the comment, Hilda. I think of them all the time while I'm driving, but most aren't poetry soup worthy. I still post some of them anyway. LOL Have a pleasant evening, my friend. Bill

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