Death Limerick Poems
These Death Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Death. These are the best examples of Limerick Death poems written by international poets.
I Need A Cigarette!
been coughing lately out of breath with regrets
asthma? emphysema? bully pest upsets
my arms akimbo
at foul passing nimbo
suffering succotash, I need a cigarette!
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bullying, celebrity, death,
A Sly Stealthy Disease
Paranoia, a sly stealthy disease
Fells men as tall and as massive as trees
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death, fear, mental health,
Gumball RallyWe entered the Gumball Rally
My driver was “Backstreets” Tally
With his crazy fast car
We still couldn’t get far
Bad math, no gas, in Death Valley
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adventure, car, courage, crazy,
crap for lunchThe toxins in dried sewage paste
Have left our farm land poison laced
This waste on crops spread
Won’t hurt if you’re dead
And doesn’t affect the food...
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Categories:
death, food,
The Hunting of Boojumous SnarksThe hunting of Boojumous Snark,
It ain't but no kind of a lark.
It's best to wear lead,
From toes to the head,
And aim 'twixt the eyes with...
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adventure, animal, death, fantasy,
Brutus - Limerick VersionWell, Brutus was that sort of chap
As whacked his old man in the Cap.
The senators there,
They’d stab or they’d stare,
With all other business a wrap.
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Categories:
anger, business, death, father
Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two...
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crazy, funny, giggle, howl,
One Too Many
‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’
‘I’m absolutely sober’
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve...
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humor, humorous, husband, ireland,
Lord of the Flies leakersIn battle little boys frantic
Shared their quotes with the Atlantic
So we can all note
About death they’d gloat
And Signal decay gigantic...
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children, conflict, confusion, evil,
Banshee
Still, I have a severe fright for banshee
Once I felt, I saw her under a tree
It made my poor brain sizzle
And on bed, made me...
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death, evil, fear,
Lord Vader in our own galaxyWhy can't he sell all of his cars?
Darth Elon with government spars!
Since his ships explode
Tesla's board wants him stowed
On the Space-X Death Star to Mars...
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car, space, technology, violence,
Nothing at All
Spend your lifetime regretting not,
all of those things that you ain’t got;
Because just like in birth,
when they cover you with earth,
you can only take what...
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Categories:
humor, humorous,
Conceiving Himself To Be DeadConceiving himself to be dead,
He leaped like a ghost from his bed.
But finding no wings
Supporting of things,
He fell like a mortal instead....
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death, flying, funny, humor,
Igor needs a bigger lab VStart the game show geography
Three guesses where POTUS will be
Delete Chicago
Nix Mar-a-Lago
Musk knows it's Trumpington DC...
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death, leadership, murder,
Igor needs a bigger lab IVTrumpenstein loves starting a fight
Chaos feeds his canine delight
Now watch disaster
Start to come faster
Despite that bad bump during flight
Are your airplane pilots all right?
When...
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Categories:
confusion, death, violence,