Chocolate Limerick Poems

MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES! I’M IN A TERRIBLE JAM….
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At midnight, my stomach grumbled
With snacks in the pantry, I fumbled
     On the shelves high...

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CHARLIE © 2025 Sara Etgen-Baker
just for fun...

There once was a bar named Charlie,
whose sweetness was truly quite gnarly.
     With a crunch...

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     ‘Tis NOT MY challenge to PROPERLY eat
      I have mad cravings for BEETS, not for...

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There was a girl named Trina
She was a Pearl thin ballerina 
Then she ate
Chocolate cake 
Her thighs are no longer leaner...

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Like heaters with thousands of watts
Hot passion burns hearts into knots
Instead of this norm
To find love that’s warm
Form relations with chocolàtes

A honeyed and candied sweet...

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 My cravings flaming in a dumpster fire
Ridding me of my secret heart’s desire
Every chocolate bar
All candies in a jar
Gone so the raver in me...

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Santa sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...

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Let's get involved as a community by collaborating together on Limericks like the one posted here. If you want to join, send me your limerick(s)...

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Coolest part of summer tempting ice cream 
Which Lucy never wants to share with Tim, 
Blizzard or Chocolate, 
In her mouth destined to melt,
Although it's...

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My garden backs onto a farm
Which shouldn’t cause any alarm
With so much fresh air
I’m glad I live there 
And only one thing spoils its charm

I...

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The two giraffes lean over and lick.
Well, this is not the dinner we pick.
How about chocolate cake?
It is easy to make.
You make it with leaves,...

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I've bought a whole pound of Red-Hot Candy
If you'd share it with me, would be handy   
      I'd...

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On V-day I had gave my wife chocolate hearts
And a few boxes of some "noted" candy tarts 
Some said- "I love you" 
Some said- "I'd...

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I've said it loud and clear last year this day,
how many people need to hear me say,
the kind of man I need,
is the one who...

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this mugs home is its castle

with hot cocoa a vassal

its marshmallows float

a chocolate moat

seldom a fuss or hassle.
...

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