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Chocolate Limerick Poems

These Chocolate Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Chocolate. These are the best examples of Limerick Chocolate poems written by international poets.

Contrarian Challenge

     ‘Tis NOT MY challenge to PROPERLY eat
      I have mad cravings for BEETS, not for...

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Categories: confusion, food, health, humor,

Cake or Bust

There was a girl named Trina
She was a Pearl thin ballerina 
Then she ate
Chocolate cake 
Her thighs are no longer leaner...

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Categories: body, poetry,

a valentine's reprise

Like heaters with thousands of watts
Hot passion burns hearts into knots
Instead of this norm
To find love that’s warm
Form relations with chocolàtes

A honeyed and candied sweet...

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Categories: chocolate, love, sexy, valentines

Cravings Flaming

 My cravings flaming in a dumpster fire
Ridding me of my secret heart’s desire
Every chocolate bar
All candies in a jar
Gone so the raver in me...

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Categories: candy, crush,

Holiday Fun

Santa sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...

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Categories: candy, chocolate, christmas, december,

Sitewide Collaboration

Let's get involved as a community by collaborating together on Limericks like the one posted here. If you want to join, send me your limerick(s)...

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Categories: community, halloween,

Summer Temptation

Coolest part of summer tempting ice cream 
Which Lucy never wants to share with Tim, 
Blizzard or Chocolate, 
In her mouth destined to melt,
Although it's...

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Categories: summer,

Rats On Gas

My garden backs onto a farm
Which shouldn’t cause any alarm
With so much fresh air
I’m glad I live there 
And only one thing spoils its charm

I...

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Categories: animal,

Picky Giraffes

The two giraffes lean over and lick.
Well, this is not the dinner we pick.
How about chocolate cake?
It is easy to make.
You make it with leaves,...

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Categories: animal, food,

Red-Hot Pick-Up Valentine Day Line

I've bought a whole pound of Red-Hot Candy
If you'd share it with me, would be handy   
      I'd...

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Categories: valentines day,

Sex On Hold

On V-day I had gave my wife chocolate hearts
And a few boxes of some "noted" candy tarts 
Some said- "I love you" 
Some said- "I'd...

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Categories: humorous,

The kind I like

I've said it loud and clear last year this day,
how many people need to hear me say,
the kind of man I need,
is the one who...

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Categories: cheer up, love, word

medieval mug

a mugs home is its castle

and hot cocoa a vassal

as marshmallows float

this chocolate moat

theres seldom fuss or hassle.
...

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Categories: autumn, drink, fun, giggle,

mocha

mocha dream a chocolate blend

whip cream cloud this sweet trend

coffee hug cocoa love

flavor fused from above

indulge a mug with a friend.
...

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Categories: autumn, chocolate, drink, family,

Daydream Ice Cream

There once was a cone of ice cream
With flavors like a sweet daydream
From chocolate to mint
Every lick gave a hint
Of happiness, pure and extreme!

3rd Place...

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Categories: addiction, fun,