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Sex On Hold

On V-day I had gave my wife chocolate hearts And a few boxes of some "noted" candy tarts Some said- "I love you" Some said- "I'd love to..." But with all that candy, she wound up with the farts

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Karen Jones

Date: 3/8/2024 10:02:00 PM

Congratulations on your two time winner

Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/6/2024 8:17:00 AM

Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine pick up line contest. Way to go. Sara K

Terry Flood

Date: 2/5/2024 3:59:00 PM

Thar she blows! Congrats on your funny H.M. Charley. Terry

Harsha Singh

Date: 2/4/2024 11:50:00 PM

Really funny hahaha!good one.Congratulations!!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/4/2024 3:32:00 PM

back with congrats. Truly one of the funniest ones.

Terry Miller

Date: 2/4/2024 9:19:00 AM

Good one Charles!

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 2/4/2024 8:54:00 AM

Oh, what a predicament! Congratulations Charlie! :)

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/4/2024 8:28:00 AM

Charlie, this is very cute and funny, congratulations on your winning placement.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 2/4/2024 7:58:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick write. Thanks for the laugh... Have a blessed day with your win..................

Karen Jones

Date: 2/2/2024 6:20:00 PM

lol oh my

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/24/2024 5:05:00 PM

haha. Hilarious one.

I Am Anaya

Date: 1/22/2024 8:32:00 PM

Lol. Sex on hold, great title,! Love that you shared your wifey with us, even if she's farty ...Too funny!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/22/2024 5:45:00 PM

LOL! Wasn’t the time for making love. Try again next year. Perhaps a dozen roses.

Silent One

Date: 1/22/2024 11:40:00 AM

hahahahaha!!!! Burst out laughing!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/22/2024 11:37:00 AM

Lol, they certainly have that effect on some folks.. Hope your week is off to a good start. Tom

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 1/22/2024 8:56:00 AM

truly hilarious....a fun read this morning!

Ink Empress

Date: 1/22/2024 7:09:00 AM

Haha lol yikes! So funny!

Jan Allison

Date: 1/22/2024 6:04:00 AM

ha ha ha - you crease me up Charlie, this is such fun lol:-) iI guess I don't need candy to give me wind though lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2024 6:43:00 AM

I've written a couple of limericks inspired by your poem - would love to use them in my next book - I will soup mail you :-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 1/22/2024 5:42:00 AM

What a mood killer! This is the stuff of great limericks, Charlie.

Lin Lane
Date: 1/22/2024 6:46:00 AM

Aye This is a prime example, including the layout.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/22/2024 6:44:00 AM

So good to see a well penned witty limerick Lin:-) hugs Jan xx