Igor needs a bigger lab XVSee the novel anti-Trump signs
Protestor created designs
Don can't compromise
And blurs truth with lies
But we author all the best lines...
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Categories:
art, history, horror, humanity,
Form: Limerick
Billy GoatThere is an old goat named Billy
who finds the altitude chilly
and with insufficient grippage
to prevent downhill slippage
may fall off the mountain but will he?...
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Categories:
animal, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Limerick
June BugFlying crazed into the summer night
Diving, crashing — what a sight!
The people, they shriek;
Cover they seek,
Slapped in the face by one’s flight.
...
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Categories:
summer,
Form: Limerick
Samuel Johnson, Happiness and Wine
As happiness now, Johnson thunk,
Requires that a fellow be drunk,
Pursuing the happy,
A literate chappy,
So happy became that he stunk....
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Categories:
drink, england, happiness, history,
Form: Limerick
JuniperAn old lady from North America,
Owned an evergreen shrub called Ithaca,
Its cones weren’t aromatic,
She stored them in her attic,
One night she transformed into silica.
June 15, 2025.
...
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Categories:
humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Limerick - My NemesisI will lick Limerick – do or die,
As my nemesis tortures, I cry.
Many tongue twisters short
And some frosty retort,
But the train has left the station ~ 'Bye!'
...
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Categories:
humorous, introspection,
Form: Limerick
Heaven Is For Real
They say heaven is for real,
that is really a great deal.
I will get to see you,
I am happy not blue.
I am filled with much love and zeal....
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Categories:
beautiful, fun, heaven, joy,
Form: Limerick
TurtlePoetry Form: Limerick
Sponsor: Joseph May
Date: June 14, 2025
A crow on a wire watched me cry,
He cawed at the clouds in the sky.
“You break, then you mend,
But the hurt doesn’t end—
Just learn how to smile when you lie.”...
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Categories:
mentor,
Form: Limerick
OKAPI'S DILEMMAOkapi thought he was a horse
Attempted to blend in, of course
Zebras kicked him out
Horses ran about
But okapi had no remorse
...
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Categories:
animal, funny, horse,
Form: Limerick
WillyWilly the wannabee Wallaby went
To visit his sweet, sick aunt Millicent
He met a dingo who said,
Don’t look for Millie in bed,
Relish her in my belly with free rent!...
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Categories:
animal, sick, sweet,
Form: Limerick
Canary Tweet
Nature presents canary tweet
Sweet rhythm greets with hopeful beat
Cheering nature now
For sure, it’s a wow…
Midst melody of freedom treat....
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Categories:
appreciation, bird, christian, creation,
Form: Limerick
Red RobinRed Robin was busy building his nest
From an orange fluorescent hunter's vest
It was a bright sight,
and to his delight
All the female Robins were so impressed!...
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Categories:
fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
OH! THAT VOICEOH! THAT VOICE!
Pearl the peacock, her plumage bright and bold
sang her heart out, wondrous sight to behold.
On “The Voice” she did shine,
she’s famous, voice divine
Sotheby’s, her plumage for millions sold.
...
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Categories:
12th grade, bird,
Form: Limerick
Nature’s Tricks
Butterless flies flutter by
and dragons without fire fly.
Over and under,
curious wonder.
Nature’s tricks do mystify....
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Categories:
insect, mystery, nature,
Form: Limerick
ANDY THE ARMADILLOANDY THE ARMADILLO
In Texas town where sun brightly shone,
Andy the dillo lives, all alone.
He dreamt of a pretty gal,
one who lives in his locale.
Together the dusty trails they’d roam
When pillaging one starry night
he met Astrid, "Oh!...
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Categories:
12th grade, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Specific Types of Limerick Poems
Read wonderful limerick poetry on the following sub-topics:
birthday, christmas, dirty, dog, family, food, friends, funny, irish, kids, leprechaun, life, love, music, nature, rhyme, rude, saint patricks day, school, sports, war
and more.
Definition | What is Limerick in Poetry?