Limerick Poems | Limerick Examples

Tarzan Boy, with a jungle's loud call, Tried learning to waltz at a ball. He swung from the lights, And gave everyone frights, "This 'dancing' is no fun at all!" ©bfa031925 ...

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The Boogeyman, lurking in gloom, Tried tidying up a small room. He dusted with fright, Made shadows take flight, "This 'cleaning' just brings extra doom!" ©bfa031925 ...

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Jessica Jones, with a cynical stare, Tried planting a garden, with care. The plants all turned brown, "This 'nature's' a clown," "My thumb's black, I swear, I declare!" ©bfa031925 ...

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Inspector Mills, with a beat so keen, Tried leading a band, quite a scene. He yelled, "Play that chord!" Then tripped on his cord, "This 'concert' is utterly mean!" ©bfa031925 ...

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Jet Li, with his wushu so grand, Tried fixing a faucet, unplanned. He kicked at the wrench, Then got a wet drench, "This 'plumbing' I don't understand!" ©bfa031925 ...

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Sammo Hung, with his moves quite a sight, Tried building a model plane, light. He glued with a clang, Then the whole thing just sang, "This 'hobby' is causing a fright!" ©bfa031925 ...

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Denzel, the Equalizer, swift, Dealt villains a seconds-long rift. With a glare and a twitch, They'd all end in a ditch, "This 'fight' was a minimal gift!" ©bfa031925 ...

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Stallone, as Rocky, stood tall, His punches, they answered the call. With a grunt and a sway, He'd knock foes away, "This 'bout' is a wall-to-wall brawl!" ©bfa031925 ...

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Young Bond, with a briefcase so grand, Said, "This train ride's a perilous stand!" With SPECTRE's sharp schemes, And fights in his dreams, "That chess match? A bit out of hand!" ©bfa031925 (Sean Connery in From Russia with Love)...

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Practicing hard at his yoga, Cato convolved with his toga. The news he was caught In this Gordian Knot Spread to the land of Busoga. ...

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there is a squirrel named Earl who came out of his nest in a burl it was said one day he went out to play and found something better than pearls ...

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Statham, as Arthur, a hitman so slick, Said, "Targets? I'll deal with them quick!" He'd plan with a frown, Then knock targets down, "But this paperwork? Makes me feel sick!" ©bfa032025 (Jason Statham in The Mechanic) ...

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Eckhart, as Ben, with a spy's weary sigh, Said, "Missions? They make my eyes dry!" He'd scheme and he'd plot, Then say, "What have I got? Just paperwork piles, reaching sky-high!" ©bfa032025 (Aaron Eckhart in Chief of Station) ...

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If medicine gives us a tail, The proper should not let it flail. It should be coiled tight, Though tea-holding's right, Or holding the rudder to sail....

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Why promote wrecking-ball malice Behind the wall of a palace? This callous man sick Acts like a big dick To cover up his small phallus...

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