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Life Stinks Poems - Poems about Life Stinks


Premium Member Trading In My Twin
...My twin brother has been missing for a few months now. Ever since that horrible day in January when he got booted, soaked and almost frozen when Little Johnny took him out with him in that terrible s......

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Categories: life stinks, humorous,
Form: Haibun
Premium Member Bunny Rabbit Tango
...Conejo Conejito Tango (Bunny Rabbit Tango) The mesmerizing twilight dims across a lake a warm breeze skims Buck, the handsome rabbit drinks, he has no doe; his love life stinks. He stares at h......

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Categories: life stinks, animal,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Tell Him This
...He thinks without drinks Life stinks Tell him this Without drinks he thinks......

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Categories: life stinks, drink, life, perspective,
Form: Monorhyme
She Looks Like the Colonel
...I know that beauty is superficial, what's important in a person is how they are internal. But she makes me think of Kentucky Fried Chicken because she looks like the Colonel. When people see her, t......

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Categories: life stinks, funny, humor, relationship, woman,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Creep At the Edge of Seventeen
...She has no friends; the one friend that she had she threw away for a silly reason. Her father died, and she became so sad; she has been four years now in grief’s season! She denigrates her peer......

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Categories: life stinks, angst,
Form: Sonnet



Somewhat Twisted Thoughts of the Day
...If love is a game I need a referee If sex is a game I want instant re-play I played the game of life but fouled out Life stinks (Forgot to take a shower his morning) Just my luck, life was but a ......

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Categories: life stinks, funny, life,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Every Body's New Year
...EVERY BODY'S NEW YEAR. There is something, something going on No one knows it, but something is wrong Everybody around to end the year Celebrating this year last cheer Counting from 10-1, f......

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Categories: life stinks, celebration, day, december, dedication,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things