Let Er Rip Poems - Poems about Let Er Rip

As I had mentioned earlier, dear friend, I had undergone counseling abundant; Preparing me mentally, psychologically, My mentor had to treat me physically; Functioning of my internal organs checked, Malfunctions, with medications, wrecked; Detoxifications of chemical contents done, All that was weakening me were undone; He filled me, then, with bouquets of advice, Which I treasured as life’s greatest prize; The taxi I had...

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yonder tree so falls being cut down trimmed and all saw just let er rip ~ bubbling boiling clog having an upset stomach flatulent just gas ~ rooted gases brews holding back stomach hard pangs past gas let er rip ~ race start to finish get on, your mark get set, go start just let er rip 7/1/21 FOR LET ER RIP CONTEST Sponsored by:...

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"Remove all shackles that take away your bliss. Enjoy a blissful life " Quote by author ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Following innumerable rules, A life of bondage we live Copying others, trying to be same Scared what others may think We never lead life our way Dressing up to please others In our best behaviour to impress Wanting to prove we are the best We literally live...

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As she opened the letter She thought she'd feel better. But this wasn't to be. The letter was from John. Whom she had loved long And now he was setting her free. Cowardly John. Who she depended upon, Now had decided to flee To love evermore A life together to explore Was what John had promised to me. What a despicable man And fool that I am To be...

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Like a block of ice in a refrigerator car full of Chicago meats I have a role to play, an important purpose, and limited time to be fully...

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I went out with some guys for lunch we ate all we could find. We ate like we were starving and I must have lost my mind; I had a salad with bleu cheese and ordered extra fries, I ate a plate with extra beans, I must have had big eyes. The waiter asked if we would like some sweet things for dessert, I ordered...

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LET ‘ER RIP Let'er rip broken salted chips Drop your hip, rythinmatic dance steps Crush broken lined-circle blips Let'er rip parted lips blowing trumpet Pucker up screams praise in worship Screeching tires on highway pavement trips Let'er rip in kitchen mashing raw potatoes being whip Art classes making paper mache masks Strips of papers I crafted art fashion "id" Let'er rip 12/26/18 For LET 'ER RIP...

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College students today are a professor's worst nightmare They come to class late, with ripped jeans and purple hair Without a word of apology for interrupting what's going on They proceed to bury their heads in their infernal smartphones Texting and tweeting and checking out Facebook They don't give a soul...

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PETTY POET You deem to stand in judgement of me your mealy mouth poised whining and whinging such scathing sarcastic sniveling What gives you the right to tear me apart with vitriolic venom dripping like slimy snot from your gigantic gob Listen up you block head - pin back your lugholes because I’VE HAD ENOUGH! I don’t give a toss about your opinion not even a flying fig after all ... with...

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(Apologies to any cowboys in Derbyshire) The telegraph came through, but just in time before my coach had passed the county line mah girl wuz all alone and in distress and only one guy could go save her- well, you guessed. Ah told mah driver “stop! I gotta help her drop me off- ahm headin' back to Belper!" "Yo crazy boy! The...

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There are some who meditate To help relieve their stress. Others have a glass of wine When under great duress. I know people who calm down By quilting, knitting, sewing; Some folks get frustration out By vacuuming or mowing. There are those who nap or pace Or sit and bite their nails. Others do what I resort to When each option fails: It’s something I’m not proud...

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