Lekker Thoughts
To live a lekker life
One must set aside
Discord and strife
To have a lekker day
One should be ready
To learn how to play
A lekker attitude
Will bid you well
Dished with gratitude
A woodpecker Is not lekker
When boring holes at dawn
Have a LEKKER day !!
2/26/13 for “Lekker” Members Contest
Lekker: meaning nice or good in these few verses (rhymes with woodpecker)
Categories:
lekker, life,
Form: Free verse
I like my lekker straight up with a twist.
What is my favorite? I have a very long list.
With a splash of soda, or on the rocks,
I like it just right like Goldilocks.
Lekker is good, lekker is fine.
It beats the hell out of beer and wine.
When I have lekker, I feel no sorrow.
It’s a shame I have to be sober tomorrow.
Categories:
lekker, uplifting,
Form: Rhyme
Ha, is Life a joy killer?
A sore loser? A penny pincher?
A dream wrecker? A home breaker?
Or is it a wisecracker? A joker?
A safe cracker? A bushwhacker?
A hell raiser? A heaven buster?
Or maybe, a trekker? A way marker?
A banker? An anchor? A timer?
Nah...Life is God's supreme Lekker!
Categories:
lekker, life,
Form: Monorhyme
Lekker!
Oh, my! A lecher is near us, you say?
No, I didn’t use C-H. Lekker uses a K.
What did you mean? Was it *“Lick her” you said?
And just who should I lick? Are you out of your head?
NO! Lekker! It’s NICE.
How gross can you get? Licking some person that you've never met!
No, it’s just LEKKER. I didn’t say LICK.
Well, good! I’m not licking some girl. That’s just sick.
Am I hearing you right? Are you trying to say . . .
*“like her”? Just who do you like anyway?
Not “i” as in “like.” Is your head made of wood?
It’s LEKKER, a word which simply means GOOD.
Ok, cool your jets! You’ve gone red in the face.
Why didn’t you tell me this in the first place?!
* In American English, at least, if a person says "Lick 'er" or "Like 'er"
it is meant as "lick her" or "like her" since we often omit the H sound
of pronouns like him and her after a preceding consonant sound.
For the Lekker Contest of Suzette Crous
Categories:
lekker, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
I'm a fan of lemons
I suck them till I pucker
lovely yeller lemons
bring sunshine to a sucker.
Lekker lemon lollies
lay lolling on my lips
I lick them 'till my mouth's raw
and then dip them in my sips.
Lemon pies I like a lot
with white meringue sans yolk
and those lekker banana creams
well, my love for them's no joke!
Yes, I'm a lekker lover
of goodies by the score
for I've a mighty pucker
and I really am hardcore!
Categories:
lekker, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Many a people have said
I lead a LEKKER life
I would have to agree
All because of my wife
It's not because I'm lazy
I'd like to lend a hand
She smiles and says sit down
I follow her command
I like my LEKKER life
It really is quite swell
Some guys wives' like to nag
To me that would be hell
So I count my blessings
The LEKKER'S life for me
Someone wakes me up
It's all a fantasy
Entry for; LEKKER- a new contest
P.S to me a LEKKER'S life would be a boring life.
I am glad I woke up! I still feel the same way about nagging
though. Thanks for adding a twist to your contest.
Categories:
lekker, funny, me, life, me,
Form: Rhyme
They tell me the day that I was born,
Was as lekker a day as has ever been,
And life was simple and full of fun
And I was adored by kith and kin.
But school to me was a big surprise,
I wasn't the focus of teacher's day.
I must raise my hand before I spoke
And work must be done before I play.
I learned to fairly follow the rules,
That I could not always have my way.
The lessons taught in that lekker school,
Have lighted my way unto this day.
Categories:
lekker, education, day, me,
Form: Rhyme
L ooking lekker
E ating lekker
K nowledge is lekker
K indness is lekker
E ducation is lekker
R elaxation is lekker
Lekker Contest
Chris Damstrom
Categories:
lekker, write,
Form: Acrostic
There was an old hag called Rebecca,
Who haunted the shore as a wrecker,
As she flashed out her light
To the ships in the night,
She cackled, ‘I know I’m no lekker.’
For Suzette’s lekker contest
Categories:
lekker, beach,
Form: Limerick
L ooking good she thinks, looking slim
E yeing the glow that's coming from within
K nowing that all eyes will be upon her
K neeling at the altar will be LEKKER
E very person will have eyes that stream
R econstructed legs has allowed this dream
D oesn't know when pain will ease
R emarked on the baskets of doves for release
E yes now misted over Tad must be my guide
A t the stroke of 12 ,my husband will be at my side
M aking me for sure the happiest bride
Categories:
lekker, happiness, love, marriage,
Form: Acrostic