Laughs Poems - Poems about Laughs

the Chinese diet simple and unique ~ all you need is one chopstick a guy falls off a ship yell man overboard ~ a gal? full speed ahead the Swiss invented a bra plays musical notes ~ "The hills are alive ... " *brain...Read the rest...

No sex before saying I do Was just a word for saying coo I'm seen in the pic And it wasn't a trick I can see myself in plain view...Read the rest...

The itsy-bitsy spider Came down the waterspout Down came aa shoe And knock the spider out Out came the clouds And dropped down all the rain So, the itsy-bitsy spider Could never climb again...Read the rest...

A man sails the seven seas Then one day he shouted out, please When a mermaid siren him For him it looked grim Until she was caught by a group of Chinese ...Read the rest...

The guy sold the saddle off his rack To a two-bid gunslinger named Pack Who held out his gun And dared him to run Then shot the shirt off his back ...Read the rest...

On a banana peeling he slipped That caused him to have a large dipped On the side of his leg So, he had to beg But it seemed like a movie scripted ...Read the rest...

His expensive watches were fakes That he passed off on his dates Got busted by one Who realized what he’d done He tried to sucker the wrong mate ...Read the rest...

The dogs were line up to pee On what was a special oak tree Frigid, but waited in line All thoughts had crossed their mind Peeing on the tree made them feel glee ...Read the rest...

Filled my soul with aching to keep my brain from faking its joy. Torn hearts asunder, I once was filled with wonder but now I dread the thunder and my laughs are filled with buckets...Read the rest...

One tooth Tilly was his name Women wished that he’d been tame He wore a light pink suit With his high-top boot His daily life was spitting game ...Read the rest...

Joseph and Mary had a dear friend named Harry who loved his dairy came baby Jesus then Harry went to pieces oh this is grievous babies drink dairy but not yours trust me Harry Joseph trust Mary came Mastiff Hey'Zeus saw Harry and had figured puss...Read the rest...

the judge was angered at the repeating drunkard ...Read the rest...

When I was young, knee-deeped in school, teachers threatened. "You'll be a garbage man. If you don't start cracking at those books, better then that you shouldn't plan". Now after grade school & a civil service test. I'm out here in the streets. Picking...Read the rest...

He had a very tight grip When he kissed her luscious lips It stirred him up bad He forgot his name was Chad Didn't realized that he'd just stripped...Read the rest...

He was a mean old football coach Who always had an odd approach His antennas were long His mouth was all wrong His faced featured a giant cock-roach...Read the rest...