Last Laugh Poems - Poems about Last Laugh

If I die I die and the last laugh I’ll have… Will be at those fools who think I care. I’ve never spoken to a dead man… ‘bout his misery or despair But….. when I speak to those who tell me they're living Most complain in a thousand ways,,,, Counting all of their life’s...

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A padded cell is no place for me Today I intend to be forever free That caped crusader will rue the day They locked my maniacal laughter away No prison No asylum can keep me under lock and key Not even Arkham with all its security Soon I will have my revenge on those two Who think they have dismantled...

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Summons somewhere up the courage that has managed to get you to this point in your life thus far And drag yourself clinging kicking and screaming somehow onwards up If only for if nothing else and no other particular reason than not giving life the satisfaction Of the experience of seeing and feeling what it is like to be on the recieving end Of...

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That foolish stranger who had wandered into town bickering with folks, trying to shove them around was nothing more than an old worn-out clown. Beneath Soup Creek Bridge, we saw him drown. We thought he'd learned a lesson and ran away, but fate did him in for being such a mean hombre' Sooner or later the devil always demands his pay. The...

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Told over and over, the lie became true As memory inverted, the falsehood imbued My cornerstone crumbling, sticks piled with straw A last self-deception —the fantasy law (Rosemont Pennsylvania: February, 2021)...

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My girlfriend dumped me, after I stole her wheelchair She came crawling back Funniest Couplet Ever PC Sponsor: L Milton Hankins...

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Be patient, oh, honored one The trials have just begun Run fast to the Almighty That's how tests are won Hold on to patience, my dear You shall not grieve nor fear It may seem too hazy now The horizon shall soon clear Be patient and never go amiss Seek His face with life in bliss Your Lord shall surely...

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Outside the backdrop of the given world, the emptiness fled And deep in the recesses of what’s never to be, contradiction fed Far beyond meaning and stated intent, all reasons turned to dust With nothing to prove and less to embrace —the laugh at last on us (Villanova Pennsylvania: December, 2019)...

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There he goes again proving them all wrong spent his life doing that they don’t cotton on Oh too right off in humoured fashion mock each day and banter bash him make a mockery oh enjoying openly mock it's only Trim and he's aware and lets it fly he knows what false sense can buy their confidence is on his side stupid...

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Thank the Lord I never had children As with me the cycle ends No more bad luck to put upon another No more laugh's and jokes at our expense Hereditary persecution ends here with me Tomorrow you will have to find another poor soul Upon which to pray your game Of picking the wings off defenseless fly's No more...

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On a bench in the park, A memorial plaque Made my husband glance twice; He was taken aback. It basically stated, “In memory of Bernie Silverman…” (Someone deserving of love.) But a sentence was added Which sure underscores Bernie’s life – “Who preferred To be (mainly) indoors.” My spouse took a photo; I chuckled out loud But wondered if Bernie’d Be angry or proud. For the last place he’d be, If the...

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Here lies John Raccoon Charms Who laughed at wife’s fat arms. Written 4-24=-2019 Contest: An Epitaph to make us Laugh Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...

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I laughed as God and Satan quarreled….. beneath my window. ©12/25/2018 The last line Poetry contest Silent One - sponsor...

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Here lies that cleverest of politicians, Dick Nixon Who was crafty and devious and full of tricks an' About whom it was said: Vote for Nixon in '72 Why switch Dicks in the middle of a screw? ...

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The girl he dated briefly Had pulled some shenanigans Everyone liked her at first Loved her, until she showed her true colors. Always laughing, making fun, teasing, playing She made up lies about him, the second he told her it was not working out. Told terrible things to his family, friends, and co-workers. Languished, and lied, stalked him, had to be served...

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