Laddie Poems - Poems about Laddie

Toil Turmoil

...Thought, with intelligence? When?
How about the proof?
Setting fire to where and when?
Devil, art aloof?

Fire inspiration, thy pun.
What to do for fun?
Good sense, laddie, and reason!
Fly no...

Every Which Way

...Suzie lived next door to Tom, and their families were the best of friends;
Like toffee clouds, chasing rainbows, once the blue storm wildly spends!

Tom and Susie enjoyed playing together,...

Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers

...Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers...

with a scheming, loving, and enticing guise
alive and well seeking gullible guys
(once upon a time just like me),
who experiences...

Snakes He'd Shoo

...Have a Guiness and let’s toast St. Patrick
Whether laddie, lass or old codger geriatric
A bold gent with such clout
All Eire’s snakes he shooed out
Never has there been a saint so theatri...

Farmer Fred Sings Seeger

...It was halftime of the football game
Grabbed an umbrella and strolled down the lane
Saw Farmer Fred out singing in the rain
These were the words of his refrain

Where have all the voters gone?
...

Captain Nate Part 2

...Aye aye, said the captain, who spoke to his mate,
The very same mate, who choked on his plate,
A young pirate laddie, with one common trait,
A rabid distaste for the food which he ate.

Oh how c...

fUnNy-HaTs

...He rode a horse he got thrown off
Onto the ground his head hit first
In a pile of manure horses pie
On top of his head he lie
Looked like a derby hat yah!
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Laddie look lik...

The Ascent

...Misty muted days in Scotland
part before you
making room for your own silence.
Now Beinn Mhòr's summit is under my feet

There was no spectacle,
no one to shake hands with.

Yet as I stood, s...

Terrific Bunny Family

...Mother bunny has a joyful attitude and a full heart
She has four baby bunnies just a few years apart
They are skipping, hopping, thumping their hairy feet too.
The cutest babies with enormous rabb...

Chip Off the Old Block

...
Gideon’s huge, but he is no fatty;
walked at ten months, a strapping young laddie.
Though he’s happy and grins,
I’m so sorry for him;
everyone says he looks like Big Daddy!
...

Clerihew Gaddi

...Florence's Taddeo Gaddi
was quite an artistic 'laddie'
Realism with the anecotal
natural storytelling was his call...

Juvenile Footles

...Baby Rick Gets Into Honey

Sticky
Ricky

Happy Home Boy

Gladdie
Laddie

Pizza Face

Simply
Pimply

Seasonal Track Star

Winter
Sprinter

What Jiminy Got For Speeding

Cricket
...

Farmer Fred Regrets What He Said

...Poured a wee dram for my friend Farmer Fred.
He just kept on shaking his head.
What’s with the head I inquired of Fred?

Sit down laddie for ya might just swoon,
When I tell ya what happened to ...

Drinking Beer With Farmer Fred

...On my way to use the head,
I ran into Farmer Fred.
Now I’ll be jiggered, and I be dread,
If this isn’t exactly what Fred said.
“Ah, me lad tis time to tinkle.”
“Inevitable consequence of the bee...

Impossible Mission To Identify Mine Heretically Rooted Hair Issue

...Worrisome male pattern baldness
never recedes from forefront of mine noggin.

Though loss of hair
NOT characteristic within genes,
nor hearty chromosomes,
nevertheless, anxiety prevails,
that ...

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