Knockers Poems - Poems about Knockers

... We do not see Jesus on a float, in the big Thanksgiving Day parade. Nor in a shopping mall handing out, cheap Toys that child laborers have made. You don’t see giant Jesus blow ups, bobbin......Read the rest...

...*A very loose form of Limerick, but Mabel deserves lots of syllables. There once was a waitress with the name of Mabel Who used her bosom as a restaurant table Beneath her d......Read the rest...

...Lady Godiva wasn't trying to be cute When she went for that ride in her birthday suit. It was her husband's taxes she protested, All butt naked and bare-breasted, She only did as he'd suggested, ......Read the rest...

...i hear the candy no it’s the kids from far off wearing out knockers 10/31/2022......Read the rest...

...A man who was built like an horse Was stunned by his recent divorce His wife learned her knockers Excited some gawkers And all of them could stay the course!......Read the rest...

...In a limerick what does a man seek Depends: At what does it give him to peek? -- A flash of bare thigh Or knockers, Oh my! -- More than that mocks the feminine mystique......Read the rest...

...7/11/21 Never been the smoothest talker Got to make the best of it before I need a walker Had a lot or nothing to offer Wasn't always worth the bother 4 days a week I work with and help doct......Read the rest...

...The blood curdling screams rang out into the night The little beggars were dragging someone to their lair Huddled together, trembling with fear, we closed our eyes She whispered “Do you think they......Read the rest...

...Dear Santa, As you may well know, it's tights and not stockings that are all the go. So, with no stockings to hang on the bedstead, would a pair of my bloomers be OK instead? I'll ......Read the rest...

...Coffin dodgers and nursing home lodgers, wrinklies, pensioners and plain old codgers. A drain on society, archaic models of piety, bed blockers, youth knockers, paragons of sobriety. But is all......Read the rest...

...“I wear the chain I forged in life,” replied the ghost, “I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it.” — Marley in......Read the rest...

...What do you call a bear who's missing an ear So simple friends, it becomes a “bee” that's quite weird “Knock knock, who could it be” “Opportunity... don't be silly” “Opportunity knocks bu......Read the rest...

...Here she comes. You’ll see. The room got quiet. Yes, she was an unknown girl. Her knockers were not only enormous They were practically loose. The women did not seem to notice. Grandma was s......Read the rest...

...Your rhyme reads like a rap they say, a rap I say, a rap they say, perhaps but rap is rhyme you see, it's rhyme really, it's rhyme you see, this poem is not lyrical, no not at all, not lyrica......Read the rest...

...skateboards and ker-knockers september school yard posted on June 25, 2018......Read the rest...