Short Knockers Poems
Short Knockers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Knockers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Knockers by length and keyword.
A man who was built like an horse
Was stunned by his recent divorce
His wife learned her knockers
Excited some gawkers
And all of them could stay the course!
Categories:
knockers, humor,
Form:
Limerick
In a limerick what does a man seek
Depends: At what does it give him to peek? --
A flash of bare thigh
Or knockers, Oh my! --
More than that mocks the feminine mystique
Categories:
knockers, fantasy, humor, mystery, sexy, women,
Form:
Limerick
They tell me Aussie beaches are teeming with knockers
They're everywhere you look, naughty thoughts they foster
Guys try to remain fine
Not step over the line
But my friendly looks up assuming a provocative posture
Categories:
knockers, fun,
Form:
Limerick
What do you call a bear who's missing an ear
So simple friends, it becomes a “bee” that's quite weird
“Knock knock, who could it be”
“Opportunity... don't be silly”
“Opportunity knocks but once, well that's what I heer-d”
Categories:
knockers, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Apple brought culture,
delightful extravaganza.
Fab group
harvest idiomatic jive.
Knockers, louts
many neutrals,
organized parasites, quietly rebel,
submit to uncompromising venom
when expediency yielded zealousness!
© Harry J Horsman 1994
Categories:
knockers, music,
Form:
ABC
Freddie and Mable they were so in love
He took one look at Mabel’s knockers
And billed and cooed like a silly turtle dove
Oh but in size they were real big shockers
When out shopping for panties and suitable bra
Still Freddie did not falter, Mabel fit him to a tee
“Love in bed you are my twinkling super star
But the telly I will admit, I just cannot possibly see
But precious you will always be my love and my mate
And for bloody earplugs they really are quite great!”
Categories:
knockers, satire,
Form:
Rhyme