Best Knockers Poems

In a limerick what does a man seek
Depends: At what does it give him to peek? --
   A flash of bare thigh
   Or knockers, Oh my! --
More than that mocks the feminine mystique...

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Knockers

Knock Knock Knock on the door.
We say yes 
They say can we come in

We say yes come in open the door
They come in as a team of three

First one comes in excited about the games of life
The second is quiet and stares for a second...

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They tell me Aussie beaches are teeming with knockers
They're everywhere you look, naughty thoughts they foster
Guys try to remain fine
Not step over the line
But my friendly looks up assuming a provocative posture...

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What do you call a bear who's missing an ear
So simple friends, it becomes a “bee” that's quite weird
“Knock knock, who could it be”
“Opportunity... don't be silly”
“Opportunity knocks but once, well that's what I heer-d”...

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