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Keto Poems - Poems about Keto
Keto Poems - Examples of all types of poems about keto to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
short, long, best, and famous
examples for keto.
Diet Or Die
...DIET OR DIE Where have all the cookies gone Long time passing Where has all the candy gone Some time ago Where has all the cheesecakes gone Fat girls have eaten every one When will they ever......
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©
Ellen Gwaltney Bales
Categories:
keto,
addiction, beauty, body, candy,
Form:
Other
Bread, Butter, Bacon, Burgers, Brownies and Bananas
...T NOT A TYPICAL TOPIC OF RELISHING ROBUST FLAVORFUL DISCUSSION.) I'M ACTUALLY COMPELLED TO EXPRESS ABOUT THE OTHER "B,B,B,B,B & B" A.K.A. BREAD/BACON/BUTTER/BEEF/BROWNIES AND BANANAS... BREAD: "KETO" "GLUTEN FREE" "FLOURLESS" NO MATTER THE TYPE... NO MATTER THE HYPE... I LOVE "IT" AND IT LOVES ME BACK... LIKE, I'M GOING TO STICK LIKE GLUE TO YOU PADDING PACK, "SAY, HEY...IT'S JUST WHAT......
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©
Renee Gross
Categories:
keto,
food, humor, poems, poetess,
Form:
Rhyme
A Delicious Bowl of Soup
...Written: August 23, 2023 Soup Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Robert James Liguori ______________________________________________________________ In t......
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©
Sotto Poet
Categories:
keto,
analogy, appreciation, uplifting,
Form:
Rhyme
Primordial Soup
...Primordial Soup In the cosmos kitchen of distant past, When first thoughts of life's creation were cast, A unique recipe, made its debut, 'Primordial soup', life's creation brew. Take......
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©
John Anderson
Categories:
keto,
creation, food,
Form:
Sonnet
Chapter 38 -- Damian Delilah Mallory and Polly: the Master Plan Ii
...One year Passed Damian Junior Was 15 months old. Damian Graduated from West Virginia University institute of Technology With honors and an Associate of Applied Science Degree. His whole fa......
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©
Val Brooklyn Rogers Blk Panther
Categories:
keto,
allusion, appreciation, business, emotions,
Form:
Alliteration
Calorie Counter Queen
...I think I’ve gone on nearly every diet know to woman. My journey started after age fourteen. Before then, I was like a fan of “eat all that you can.” Sparse eating days were far and few between. ......
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©
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
keto,
food,
Form:
Quintain (English)
Success At Last
...Julie tried every diet known to man Weight-Watchers, Atkins, Keto, SOTA (State of the Art) Low-carb, hi-protein, even vegan Nothing worked; Julie gained weight So she bega......
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©
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
keto,
food, health, humor, success,
Form:
Rhyme
Simulations
...Could all this talk of a simulation matrix be real? I'm pretty sure I saw myself coming out of a dreamscape, munching on an egg sandwich I put together back in 82 when climbing a medium sized......
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©
Eric Ashford
Categories:
keto,
poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Spam-O-Rama-Dama
...Spam-O-Rama-Dama Try this tonight: One Shot Keto Fungus Destroyer. Put This spice in your shoes to Fix Toenail Fungus and Toxic Liver Backwash ...Overnight (Doctors Stunned) MELT Fat Away wi......
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©
Craig Sipe
Categories:
keto,
health, humor, romantic love,
Form:
Free verse
The Aftermath
...Twas the day after Thanksgiving, And I weigh a Buck Fitty. Ain't NO regrets, Because my Bread Pudding was litty. I ate ALL the treats, and I enjoyed ALL the snacks, So I'm not surprised t......
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©
Danita Michelle Allen
Categories:
keto,
celebration,
Form:
Rhyme
Coming Out
...Coming Out By Jan Beaumont © I may very well start a new diet I think it's a good thing to do Let's face it, I've been a bit naughty And my figure is showing it too! The trouble is, which ......
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©
Jan Beaumont
Categories:
keto,
food, fun, giggle, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Going Keto
...just saw myself in the mirror after feasting a box of pizza cannot stand the sight of horror and realized 'twas a bad idea the main goal is to get lean have my ass busy and active but i'm la......
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©
Jonathan Medida
Categories:
keto,
health,
Form:
Quatrain
Haiku Passage 5
...Sky deep dark Flash of lightning; Teary weather ~~~~~~~~~ Mahjong game Mental gymnastics; Feel tile speak ~~~~~~~~~ Words come By this sidewalk; Old friends meet ~~~~~~~~~ ......
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©
Leon Enriquez
Categories:
keto,
change,
Form:
Haiku