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Success At Last

Julie tried every diet known to man Weight-Watchers, Atkins, Keto, SOTA (State of the Art) Low-carb, hi-protein, even vegan Nothing worked; Julie gained weight So she began to exercise madly Which just made her menstruate late Fed-up with it all, Julie took one last chance She decided a starvation diet was needed ~ And she succeeded

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Date: 2/17/2023 8:31:00 PM
I remember doing the Beverly Hills Diet back in the day…pineapple, papaya (yes, I lived in Hawaii at the time) My cravings got so bad…that box of wheat thins!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 2/21/2023 6:51:00 PM
Someone brought it to work…pant..pant…lol! Fruit only goes so far!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/18/2023 7:46:00 PM
What exactly did that box of wheat thin?! lol.
Date: 2/16/2023 10:33:00 PM
This is ok until she got as thin as a rake The she heard someone shout loudly" Let them eat cake". So she did! this is true, Gershon, the captcha is NBL Ha! Ha!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/18/2023 7:46:00 PM
Heh-heh. thanks, Shirley!
Date: 2/16/2023 9:58:00 PM
Loved it, great twist at the end. John
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Date: 2/16/2023 8:23:00 PM
It is not something to be laughed at. Some are so desperate in their attempt at reducing excess weight to no avail. Finally they become victims of anorexia and resort to the desperate choice of going on no food .
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/16/2023 8:31:00 PM
Dear me. Then why am I still howling at the thought (of the last line)? ~ Love somebody who laughs at his own stupid jokes, don't you?! lol... Thanks, Valsa

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