Kerplunk Poems - Poems about Kerplunk

...Yeah, I know ~ my poetic output contains a fair bit of junk. But then ~ even God created something called a skunk. In the works of all unparalleled thinkers, you can expect quite a ......

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...What‘s better than a biscuit? Hard to debunk Treasure trunk funk Should you let It get wetter Would you dare risk it? The trick a quick dunk Or could flunk..flick..kerplunk........

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... I was a potato type of guy, forget the cookies and carrots, didn't believe in Santa nor Cinderellas with golden chariots . Twas' late at night as I crunched my chips I watched TV lo and be......

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...Marvelling in the pink afternoon, pretending to crochet a drawstring. I’ve done it before, at least once before, followed the pattern. Closed the purse. I can’t nearly begin to learn that not all......

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...Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovere......

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...Matthew Scott Harris, whar art thou *****? The following admission honest to dogness haint no bunk nobody, but yours truly bore deeply and countersunk his spontaneity satisfactorily lightweig......

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...Sometimes we get stuck in place And all the dreams we used to chase Have vanished, so it’s time to face The fact our world has shrunken. The plans and goals we’d once embrace Have left without......

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...Old man bullfrog Croaking at the pond Splash, kerplunk! Now he’s gone. Wise old crow Strutting in the grass Caw! There’s a grub; Flies off fast Shh, there they are: Fawn and doe Snap! g......

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... Multiple sources combine forces to create a mighty current. Quiet babbling brooks become a cacophonic thunder. Arcing in sunlight, a stone lands with a kerplunk, sends water skywar......

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...ince you've been gone, I tried to move on: But in reality, it's been difficult for me. Your smile and laugh always brightens my day: Now I'm distraught because you're far away. I said that I needed to snap out of this funk, Even though my heart just went "KERPLUNK"! I never wanted to hear you say, "We're through!" I'm dying inside with the tears I can't hide, And the only thing I have left is my pride. Now I don't know what else to do, But I mis......

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...Ripples flow across the lake A profusion of serpents swimming Wriggling from shore to shore Skimming stone takes four hops causing rings to widen Circles created by the hand of man kerplunk, ......

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...Somewhere in time this Philosopher stonily ponders... A poet (quite familiar with yours truly) sat at his computer trying his darnedest to craft a rhyme imagining when both parents of mine liv......

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...Miss Muffet sat upon a velvet stool I know 'twas a tuffet; learned that in school But Muffy was the tart Who broke the spider's heart I'm telling the story, so shut up, fool! Humpty Du......

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...There was a wee orphaned lad named Kerplunk Poor kid wore clothes to school that always stunk The principal despaired Asked, 'Kerplunk, don't you care?' Said Plunk: 'What if your new parent......

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...Before golden opportunity (goes no argh hue mint the way of Long John Silver) doth fade and dwindle not necessarily cuz the missus did (NOT) bribe and swindle an ambition (for nor rhyme nor re......

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