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You've Been Sanctity Claused

I was a potato type of guy, forget the cookies and carrots, 
didn't believe in Santa nor Cinderellas with golden chariots .
Twas' late at night as I crunched my chips I watched  TV  
lo and behold what did I hear ? a large thump and a humf,  
coming from the chimney, Oh Dear ! 
He stomped and he clomped then he said to me,  
" You live like a pigster and where is your sister ? 
clean up your place, what the Hee!  " 
He held up a sock and my heart went KerPlunk  
as I watched him remove all my favorite junk...   
He then gave me a card that was both soft and hard 
dipped in gold.  It was lanced with a sweet magical stance.      
He then waited and hummed as he Jingle Belled some 
"It's time for my pension" he said, then he paused. 
 "Guess what ol' chap, you've been Sanctity Claused !"

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Ink Empress Date: 12/26/2024 1:04:00 AM This is such a different take frm your poetic heart sweet divine rose! But everything you write is magnificent! And i am in absolute awe of your wordplay and voice in your poem that is fun and so creative! Love the ending and title too! How clever and creative! Pleasure reading your work always! Hope holidays are going well for you! Sending you light today and always Login to Reply Mystic Rose Rose Date: 12/26/2024 3:53:00 AM You are so precious Ink, thank you for your kind visit Merry Christmas, hope it was a good one for you, love

Joe Dimino Date: 12/23/2024 8:09:00 AM Wow, quite an honor and responsibility. A beard could be a problem. Login to Reply Mystic Rose Rose Date: 12/26/2024 3:53:00 AM Ye a beard would definitely be a turn off for hubby, so I shave it every morning lol, Merry Christmas dear heart

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/22/2024 11:28:00 AM Lol, works one day a year, worldwide travel, what a job. Have a wonderful Christmas with your family Vie. Tom Login to Reply Mystic Rose Rose Date: 12/22/2024 6:46:00 PM Yes it must be a great job, to be Santa, thanks for reading and Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones !

Yann Rolland Date: 12/22/2024 7:03:00 AM so creative and lovely, enjoyed your poem and the delicious humor, joyeux Noël Rose Login to Reply Mystic Rose Rose Date: 12/22/2024 6:46:00 PM Glad it tickled your funny bone Yann, Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones !