Kebab Poems - Poems about Kebab

Food Missed

...The poetry of the COVID era (read to the end)

Thai pineapple rice. Wonton and Yaki Soba
Tortufo ice cream. Scallopini veal, halva and also soda
Tamago, octopus and yellowtail. Ribs, pasta fagiol...

Bi-location

...Was it those onions earlier? Clashing with the fish?
I sense some bi? location things are not as one might wish!
The trifle and?? Oh the truffles ' my it was a loaded dish
I sense in my stomach a ...

Cooper Clarke Back Beat

...So house proud
Yet nowt inside
This Terrace house
But family

Mum outside
Dressed up in her pinny
Gabby Anny
Gossiping over washing line
With nosy nextdoor neighbor

Proudly polishing
The...

I Know You Wont Believe Me, But

...Good morning my dear, are you still awake? 
Yes, I know it's quite late but let me make 
it quite clear its not entirely my fault,
I was caught in the rain by the Old Town Vault 
and the windscre...

Hungry Zengo

...Hungry Zengo
Zengo is the star from Canada. He emigrated to Russia and drank Neo Soviet vodka dry. Then he went to Pakistan and India to eat kebab, samosa, japati, onion bargi, curry and chips with ...

Sumerian Recipes

...OUR MASGOUF

The fishes have high wings, but they can feel our deep pain like sisters. Yes, we are the fishes’  brothers and any halo you may see in the dark night is a birthday of this brotherhood...

Beer

...For Fifty years i been sittin 'ere 
 I Love this pub and I love me beer
 I've tried em all, the Guinness, the Stout
 but, this one drink I can't go without.

I must admit though, once i've sunk ...

Twinkle Twinkle

...Twinkle twinkle little star
guides me home from the bar,
I'm to drunk to drive my car
and being drunk the walk not far.

I would of got a cab
but I stopped for a kebab,
I'm fat and I've got fl...

The Hangover of 1985

...Like two rusty hinges my eyelids creaked open,
the pale morning light seared my eyes,
the banging I heard was the sound of my heart
and the gurgling, my stomach's hushed cries.
I knew it would pr...

I Want To Be a Vegan

...I want to be a vegan
I want to give up meat
I want hemp DM's to wear upon my feet
No more burgers, sausages and no more lamb kebab
No more chicken drumsticks gotta fight the flab
Mushroom for me...

Rudolph's Stuck In Traffic

...I'm Rudolph stuck in traffic, and on this of all the nights,
and up to now my nose has matched each set of traffic lights,
the fat guy in the back keeps bridling at our progress slow,
why I get sa...

Coming Home

...COMING   HOME

I came home at last across the seas 
To my home country in South Dublin,
And stood soaking up the refreshing Irish mist,
Allowing the Manchester smoke to wash out of my lungs.

...

Farewell

...You've been a rock
When I felt vulnerable and unsteady

You've been a comfort
When I felt weary and downcast

You've been a balm
When I was in agony and distrust

When those I counted as fri...

Multiculturalism

...It's time we spread love in the world, I'm tired of the hate
We need to embrace different cultures instead of hating people over their race
No one is more important, we're all equal
We need to com...

First Rhymes That Came To Me

...Hello Pad these will be the first rhymes I write without thinking so I'm really about to speak to you
My favourite pokemon is Pikachu
Thought I needed Jessica Alba to complete my view
But she got ...

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