Bi-location

Was it those onions earlier? Clashing with the fish? I sense some bi? location things are not as one might wish! The trifle and?? Oh the truffles ' my it was a loaded dish I sense in my stomach a bi-location' things are not as one Might wish.' Theres a grumble in the engine room a Pulsing in my throat, a real sense of bi-location did that Kebab contain goat?? Oh..Im heading to the bathroom Its where i want to be, if i can make it up the staircase? Oh woe; is poor old me.' In a step of bi-location i'm taking Steps in twos.' If i get up to the toilet? There will be some Bile-location, before I flush my system through.'