People Watching

It’s a Saturday night; all the lads are on the beer Posing in their best clothes – look out ladies we are here They swiftly down a pint then another three or four Soon they are getting wobbly and falling to the floor They stumble to the disco cos they are on the pull Eying up the ladies, but their chat up lines are dull The music is so loud you can’t hear a word they say One thinks he’s hit the jackpot and he may get a lay Now on ‘whiskey chasers’ getting egged on by their mates Getting pretty paralytic – will anyone get dates The girls aren’t impressed and tell them to go away The lads will have to seek their date another day They all stumble to the door and head for a greasy kebab Desperately trying not to vomit when they are in the taxi cab Home now at last to rest their throbbing aching head Thank goodness its now Sunday they can spend all day in bed. Jan Allison 8th April 2014 Went out to watch some live music a few weeks back ..... people watching – what a fascinating pastime!