Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle twinkle little star guides me home from the bar, I'm to drunk to drive my car and being drunk the walk not far. I would of got a cab but I stopped for a kebab, I'm fat and I've got flab I need alcoholic rehab. But in a minute I'll reach my flat, and I'll have fell when I tried to sat, I lost my coat and I've lost my hat, and I swear I just saw Postman Pat. Twinkle Twinkle little star guiding me from the bar, I don't know where I parked my car, and I don't know why I'm wearing a bra.