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Jong Poems - Poems about Jong

WHY PRESIDENT KIM JONG CRIED PUBLICLY
why this strong man Kim Jong cried? who can resist pains? as President Kim Jong saw his population decreasing, he was crying in front of the group of some women. pleasing them to give birth to more kids to avoid some challenges in the future. many women of North Korea were touched by his speech and also cried. why this strong...

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Categories: jong, children, people, women, world,
Form: Free verse
Sunday the 13th
Biden smells blood and wants First Kill* Putin just laughs and hopes he will Kim Jong-Un claps his hands Xi Jinping understands Warmongers can't wait for the thrill! * The USA is the world's largest manufacturer of arms and military gear and must constantly provoke conflict to increase sales, which have been hindered by the media showcasing Chinese, North Korean, and Russian...

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Categories: jong, political, war,
Form: Limerick



Playing Mah Jong
What does the poet write about When all feelings fail, When the ennui on which youth’s pretentions embarked Are the wallpaper of the frail mind Unmentioned, unremarked, When even thoughts of suicide Would require some passion (That has long ago since died) And some energy to fashion? What does the poet write about When love and laughter Hate and spite Sit together playing mah jong In the gloaming of...

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Categories: jong, age, depression, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Senryu -- Kim Jong Un
Snow, mountains, white horse Flop side to side, bounce and flop Majestic bumbling king...

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Categories: jong, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Senryu
The Elf From North Korea
A Christmas present? Not a Christmas present! Dude anything but a Christmas present! I’m beggin’ ya! Not a Christmas present! “Give me my way or I’ll show my butt! If you don’t do what I want, I’ll send a spook. Give me my spoiled brat way, or I’ll play the nut! I’ll rocket test and threaten the West with a nuke.” The guy...

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Categories: jong, christmas, patriotic, political, war,
Form: Verse



Potus Salute
Donald Trump wants a standing salute To the flag and for being so cute But Kim Jong-Un Showed him the Moon And told Trump to go play his flute....

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Categories: jong, america, conflict, international, leadership,
Form: Limerick
Trump Vs Kim Jong-Un
Trump faced off with Kim Jong-Un Who cut Trump way down to size Fox News and Trump compared their notes And found that the rest of the world tells lies!...

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Categories: jong, corruption, immigration, integrity, leadership,
Form: Rhyme
Waterboarding the Nfl
Waterboarding The NFL Will help Trump sleep Extremely well The NRA Will make amends When Dick Cheney Can shoot more friends The GOP Has set some goals For Kim Jong-Un To fix the Polls The USA May be a mess But that would be Trump's second guess....

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Categories: jong, corruption, culture, football, international,
Form: Rhyme
Climate Change
Climate Change is just fake news Donald Trump has told us so And if you don't believe him FOX News is the place to go Don't fret about the climate "Resurrection" is Coming Soon And if that does not happen You can count on Kim Jong Un!...

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Categories: jong, change, environment, natural disasters,
Form: Verse
Wheel of the Gods Grind
The Mushroom Party Placed an embargo On Chinese goods To Mar-a-Largo It seems that some urns Were not stuffed with money Did Kim Jong Un Pull something funny? The Donald, of course, Was not not amused A star of TV Should not be abused! So Rocket Man Fired off a tweet "Meat me for lunch" Which Donald thought, "Sweet" They both shared a tart At Great Ego Hall Then zip-lined to Stormy's To watch...

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Categories: jong, business, corruption, culture, funny,
Form: Verse
Grabberwocky-2a
Twas Hillig, but the Limey Gove Did whine and witter in the Brext. All Szyddly was the Orban cove And Grabberwock out-Mexed. “Beware the Grabberwock, my dear, The salesman’s talk, the dubious thatch. Beware his leakiwick, and fear His groomious undersnatch.” She took her righteous sword in hand. Her people cried “Deplore, deplore!” So rested she by the Dumdum tree— And thought “deplore” some more. And as...

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Categories: jong, nonsense, parody, political,
Form: Political Verse
The Lay of Sir Donald
The Lay of Sir Donald (Or: Le Chanson de Donald) An orange man – of red and trailing tie, Small hands, and copious twitter-feed – sing I! Most staunch ’gainst Saracen and Mede is he, Bare-armed and ruddy-necked his followers be. Brightly he barteth, and knows how, full well, In sev’n-score characters his truth to tell. Courtly he is to nymphs – yea,...

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Categories: jong, funny, political,
Form: Political Verse
Desperate Message Never Sent To Kim Jong Un
Oh please for the sake (and sock e) of brethren deemed friendly, i be see-ch ye with genuine humility to desist launching nuclear missiles. This American bloke put his lock, stock and barrel of gunmetal faith in mister Dennis Rodman to serve as a figurative lightning rod against any aggressive actions that would set in motion...

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Categories: jong, angst, anxiety, crush, death,
Form: I do not know?
Desperate Message To Kim Jong Un
Pardon any absent adulation, bequeathed capitulation, devoted dedication, indiscretion, blabbering peroration, improper salutation or any unintended vexation if this unknown earthling sent a nearly identical message. He over-looked a small number of errors and hoped that this version accepted as the most satisfactory to me. Oh please for the sake (and sock e) of brethren deemed...

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Categories: jong, abuse, dark, emotions, evil,
Form: Free verse
Kim Jong-Un Leader of the Starving
I wonder what your thinking, in your country far away And what on earth possesses you to threaten mine today You allow your people to starve, munitions they are first While daily people starve to death and many die of thirst Your father and grandfather should have taught you how to care Instead they shared their legacy of treating people...

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Categories: jong, fear, peace, war, father,
Form: Sonnet

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