Best Jong Poems

I wonder what your thinking, in your country far away
And what on earth possesses you to threaten mine today
You allow your people to starve, munitions they are first
While daily people starve to death and many die of thirst

Your father and grandfather should have taught you...

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Pardon any absent adulation, bequeathed capitulation, devoted dedication, indiscretion, blabbering peroration, improper salutation or any unintended vexation if this unknown earthling sent a nearly identical message. He over-looked a small number of errors and hoped that this version accepted as the most satisfactory to me.

Oh...

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Inspiring me to write about death
The frightening feel of loss
The weightless brilliance
Of the Chakra Seven
Housing my Light Body
Moving through universal realms

I hesitate
Infatuated with the ease
Of crossing over
To the extacy of this vibration
My senses fully awakened
From their physical sleep
The aliveness that death brings
The joy of finally...

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Dennis & Jong-un

Dennis meets the president of 
North Korea & says the guy is a
good guy…that is,
on a personal level,
he is a human being who likes 
basketball---
yet at 28, an age that Dennis has pointed out
repeatedly,
to be young &
unlike his father,
he is still vilified by...

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Oh please for the sake (and sock e) 
of brethren deemed friendly, i be
see-ch ye with genuine humility 
to desist launching nuclear missiles. 
This American bloke put his lock, 
stock and barrel of gunmetal faith 
in mister Dennis Rodman to serve 
as a figurative lightning...

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Trump faced off with Kim Jong-Un
Who cut Trump way down to size
Fox News and Trump compared their notes
And found that the rest of the world tells lies!...

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why this strong man Kim Jong cried? 
who can resist pains? 

as President Kim Jong
saw his population decreasing,
he was crying in front 
of the group of 
some women. 

pleasing them
to give birth to more kids 
to avoid some challenges
in the future. 

many women of North
Korea...

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Snow, mountains, white horse
Flop side to side, bounce and flop
Majestic bumbling king...

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Twas Hillig, but the Limey Gove
Did whine and witter in the Brext.
All Szyddly was the Orban cove
And Grabberwock out-Mexed.

“Beware the Grabberwock, my dear,
The salesman’s talk, the dubious thatch.
Beware his leakiwick, and fear
His groomious undersnatch.”

She took her righteous sword in hand.
Her people cried “Deplore, deplore!”
So rested...

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The Lay of Sir Donald

(Or: Le Chanson de Donald)

An orange man – of red and trailing tie,
Small hands, and copious twitter-feed – sing I!
Most staunch ’gainst Saracen and Mede is he,
Bare-armed and ruddy-necked his followers be.
Brightly he barteth, and knows how, full well,
In sev’n-score characters...

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The Mushroom Party
Placed an embargo
On Chinese goods
To Mar-a-Largo

It seems that some urns
Were not stuffed with money
Did Kim Jong Un
Pull something funny?

The Donald, of course,
Was not not amused
A star of TV
Should not be abused!

So Rocket Man
Fired off a tweet
"Meat me for lunch"
Which Donald thought, "Sweet"

They both...

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Biden smells blood and wants First Kill*
Putin just laughs and hopes he will
Kim Jong-Un claps his hands
Xi Jinping understands
Warmongers can't wait for the thrill! 


* The USA is the world's largest manufacturer
of arms and military gear and must 
constantly provoke conflict to increase
sales, which have...

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Climate Change is just fake news
Donald Trump has told us so
And if you don't believe him
FOX News is the place to go

Don't fret about the climate
"Resurrection" is Coming Soon
And if that does not happen
You can count on Kim Jong Un!...

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A Christmas present?
Not a Christmas present!
Dude anything but a Christmas present!
I’m beggin’ ya! Not a Christmas present!

“Give me my way or I’ll show my butt!
If you don’t do what I want, I’ll send a spook.
Give me my spoiled brat way, or I’ll play the nut!
I’ll...

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Waterboarding
The NFL
Will help Trump sleep
Extremely well

The NRA
Will make amends
When Dick Cheney
Can shoot more friends

The GOP
Has set some goals
For Kim Jong-Un
To fix the Polls

The USA
May be a mess
But that would be
Trump's second guess....

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