Wheel of the Gods Grind

The Mushroom Party Placed an embargo On Chinese goods To Mar-a-Largo It seems that some urns Were not stuffed with money Did Kim Jong Un Pull something funny? The Donald, of course, Was not not amused A star of TV Should not be abused! So Rocket Man Fired off a tweet "Meat me for lunch" Which Donald thought, "Sweet" They both shared a tart At Great Ego Hall Then zip-lined to Stormy's To watch curtains fall Ivanka's urns Are now filled with Won So North Korea Can blast off at dawn Two heads together With la-di-da spiel Keep our world spinning When Trump's the Big Wheel